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Offline Barman

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Bonkers...
« on: January 15, 2016, 06:38:35 AM »
I took a friend and her son (50) to Nicosia yesterday, he is utterly bonkers...

He lives in The Netherlands so perhaps we can excuse his bonkersness due to excess whacky backy, but still...

The stories he came out with there and back included...

The Paris attack was a false flag operation by the CIA.

They have invented a USB power pack that never needs charging as it uses 'dark matter'. He tried to buy one but they were sold out.

Organic food should be re-named 'food' and all other food should be henceforth known as 'poison' as it is, um laced with poison...

McDonald's chips are made out of plastic (McDonald's generally is the food of wrongness while Burger King is the food of the gods)...

He washes all his vegetables in a solution of lemon juice to get the poison off...

How the fuck do you get to live your life in that world...?  whacky115
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Re: Bonkers...
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2016, 06:57:41 AM »
I meet so many nutters that they start to seem normal after a bit  noooo:
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Re: Bonkers...
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2016, 07:28:07 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 15, 2016, 06:57:41 AM
I meet so many nutters that they start to seem normal after a bit  noooo:

Smuggers excluded of course...  angel1
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Re: Bonkers...
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2016, 07:39:17 AM »
Well there is this bloke who lives on pizza, spends all his spare cash on daft gadgets and claims to have a teeny cinema in his cellar  noooo:
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Re: Bonkers...
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2016, 07:40:22 AM »
Quote from: Nick on January 15, 2016, 07:39:17 AM
Well there is this bloke who lives on pizza, spends all his spare cash on daft gadgets and claims to have a teeny cinema in his cellar  noooo:

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Re: Bonkers...
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2016, 09:14:06 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 15, 2016, 06:38:35 AM
I took a friend and her son (50) to Nicosia yesterday, he is utterly bonkers...

He lives in The Netherlands so perhaps we can excuse his bonkersness due to excess whacky backy, but still...

The stories he came out with there and back included...

The Paris attack was a false flag operation by the CIA.

They have invented a USB power pack that never needs charging as it uses 'dark matter'. He tried to buy one but they were sold out.

Organic food should be re-named 'food' and all other food should be henceforth known as 'poison' as it is, um laced with poison...

McDonald's chips are made out of plastic (McDonald's generally is the food of wrongness while Burger King is the food of the gods)...

He washes all his vegetables in a solution of lemon juice to get the poison off...

How the fuck do you get to live your life in that world...?  whacky115
I hope you invited him to join the VP.

He would fit in well here.
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Re: Bonkers...
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2016, 10:30:40 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 15, 2016, 09:14:06 AM
Quote from: Barman on January 15, 2016, 06:38:35 AM
I took a friend and her son (50) to Nicosia yesterday, he is utterly bonkers...

He lives in The Netherlands so perhaps we can excuse his bonkersness due to excess whacky backy, but still...

The stories he came out with there and back included...

The Paris attack was a false flag operation by the CIA.

They have invented a USB power pack that never needs charging as it uses 'dark matter'. He tried to buy one but they were sold out.

Organic food should be re-named 'food' and all other food should be henceforth known as 'poison' as it is, um laced with poison...

McDonald's chips are made out of plastic (McDonald's generally is the food of wrongness while Burger King is the food of the gods)...

He washes all his vegetables in a solution of lemon juice to get the poison off...

How the fuck do you get to live your life in that world...?  whacky115
I hope you invited him to join the VP.

He would fit in well here.
We could warp his tiny little mind you say?

Think that job is long done.  Talking of which where is Cool Hand Luke?
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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2016, 11:24:26 AM »
Oh I forgot...

Tesla (1856 - 1953, not the car company) invented a motor that ran on 'Dark Matter' and didn't need any other fuel...

Sadly, General Motors bought the patent and buried it to protect their business...  noooo:
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Re: Bonkers...
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2016, 12:00:27 PM »
Just a thought but did your friend have to eat with one hand and their lips move slightly when Mr Dumb spoke words beginning with B?
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Re: Bonkers...
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2016, 12:07:00 PM »
Quote from: Steve on January 15, 2016, 12:00:27 PM
Just a thought but did your friend have to eat with one hand and their lips move slightly when Mr Dumb spoke words beginning with B?

No!  eeek:

He seems quite well educated and eloquent...

He used to work for the EU patent office and is now some form of IT guy for Shell....  noooo:
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Re: Bonkers...
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2016, 12:13:07 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 15, 2016, 12:07:00 PM
Quote from: Steve on January 15, 2016, 12:00:27 PM
Just a thought but did your friend have to eat with one hand and their lips move slightly when Mr Dumb spoke words beginning with B?

No!  eeek:

He seems quite well educated and eloquent...

He used to work for the EU patent office and is now some form of IT guy for Shell....  noooo:
That's really quite  scared2:

I prefer the Gorrocks explanation.  Denial is so comforting sometimes.
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