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Offline Bar Wench

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Re: "Dream Homes"
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2007, 08:31:55 AM »
He can clean and polish he just can't tidy, ie. put his and my crap away!  evil: Why is it I know where all his rubbish lives and can tidy it up but he doesn't know where mine lives. It's the same with putting away washing. When I do it I do mine and his. When he does it he claims not to know where any of mine lives.  ::) You know where the knicker drawer is, can you not at least put those away!?!?
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Re: "Dream Homes"
« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2007, 09:02:07 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 04, 2007, 08:31:55 AM
He can clean and polish he just can't tidy, ie. put his and my crap away!  evil: Why is it I know where all his rubbish lives and can tidy it up but he doesn't know where mine lives. It's the same with putting away washing. When I do it I do mine and his. When he does it he claims not to know where any of mine lives.  ::) You know where the knicker drawer is, can you not at least put those away!?!?
His knickers or yours?
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Re: "Dream Homes"
« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2007, 09:23:56 AM »
interchangable they may be Tel  eeek:
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Re: "Dream Homes"
« Reply #18 on: September 04, 2007, 09:31:14 AM »
Quote from: tel on September 04, 2007, 09:02:07 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 04, 2007, 08:31:55 AM
He can clean and polish he just can't tidy, ie. put his and my crap away!  evil: Why is it I know where all his rubbish lives and can tidy it up but he doesn't know where mine lives. It's the same with putting away washing. When I do it I do mine and his. When he does it he claims not to know where any of mine lives.  ::) You know where the knicker drawer is, can you not at least put those away!?!?

Both. We have seperate knicker drawers and seperate knickers!
His knickers or yours?
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Re: "Dream Homes"
« Reply #19 on: September 04, 2007, 09:41:57 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 04, 2007, 08:31:55 AM
He can clean and polish he just can't tidy, ie. put his and my crap away!  evil: Why is it I know where all his rubbish lives and can tidy it up but he doesn't know where mine lives. It's the same with putting away washing. When I do it I do mine and his. When he does it he claims not to know where any of mine lives.  ::) You know where the knicker drawer is, can you not at least put those away!?!?

Oh the answer to that is simple ~ if he can't put them away ..... don't let him wear them
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Re: "Dream Homes"
« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2007, 09:47:01 AM »
Also why do blokes insist on hanging on to underwear that has sooo many holes in it it no longer does the job it was intended to do?
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Re: "Dream Homes"
« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2007, 09:50:49 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 04, 2007, 09:47:01 AM
Also why do blokes insist on hanging on to underwear that has sooo many holes in it it no longer does the job it was intended to do?

Three reasons:

1. To allow a cooling draught to the nether regions when required (and to provide extra ball room should it be required)

2. To allow easy access to the equipment should this be needed

3. To allow the farts to escape easily

OK?
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Re: "Dream Homes"
« Reply #22 on: September 04, 2007, 09:52:54 AM »
Don't they ahem chafe?  redface:
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Re: "Dream Homes"
« Reply #23 on: September 04, 2007, 09:54:40 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 04, 2007, 09:52:54 AM
Don't they ahem chafe?  redface:
Nasty nylon ones do, but then they also create large amounts of static - makes things stand on end redface:
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Re: "Dream Homes"
« Reply #24 on: September 04, 2007, 10:33:02 AM »
Most of mine are pink, following that accident with the red T shirt. Am I bovvered?
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Re: "Dream Homes"
« Reply #25 on: September 04, 2007, 10:41:17 AM »
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 04, 2007, 09:47:01 AM
Also why do blokes insist on hanging on to underwear that has sooo many holes in it it no longer does the job it was intended to do?

Only one reason. 

They are comfortable. We get attached to comfortable things.

Any replacement may not be as comfortable and by the time we find that out, the 'comfortable' one have 'disappeared'.   evil:
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Re: "Dream Homes"
« Reply #26 on: September 04, 2007, 10:52:02 AM »
Quote from: Bouncer on September 04, 2007, 10:41:17 AM
Quote from: Bar Wench on September 04, 2007, 09:47:01 AM
Also why do blokes insist on hanging on to underwear that has sooo many holes in it it no longer does the job it was intended to do?

Only one reason. 

They are comfortable. We get attached to comfortable things.

Any replacement may not be as comfortable and by the time we find that out, the 'comfortable' one have 'disappeared'.   evil:

Mr Wench's disapear slowly. One pair every couple of weeks.  redface:
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Re: "Dream Homes"
« Reply #27 on: September 04, 2007, 10:54:52 AM »
Why is this thread now about disappearing underpants? noooo:
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Re: "Dream Homes"
« Reply #28 on: September 04, 2007, 11:04:15 AM »
Quote from: Nick on September 04, 2007, 10:54:52 AM
Why is this thread now about disappearing underpants? noooo:

You tell me?
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Re: "Dream Homes"
« Reply #29 on: September 04, 2007, 11:10:22 AM »
Outstanding post Nick drumroll:
I have been there, done it, seen the film, read the bok and got the bloody T shirt lol:
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