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Offline Miss Demeanour

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What do you say ......!!!
« on: June 25, 2015, 03:35:57 PM »
Just taken on a bunch of new staff.

They are a freakin nightmare. Bunch of petty , squabbling , bitchfighting , issue ridden feckers  noooo:

Just had a  review with one of them.  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Which turned into him sobbing away cos his relationship had broken up  ( but this was 4 years ago!!! ) ...he was never going to find another woman ( cos he reckons no one would want him just for his money  eeek: ), he feels ugly and lonely and his mum controls his life  ( he had to move back home 4 years ago ) .

Oh and by the way he had a substabnce addiction (but is ok now he is off the Coke ) but he does drink two bottles of wine a night  ( at least)

He has an addiction to pain killers though and is in constant pain from a lifetime bone condition  cloud9: noooo:

I feel a whole heap of work coming my way trying to get him out  noooo: noooo: noooo:
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Re: What do you say ......!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2015, 03:38:08 PM »
ENcourage him to drink more wine  :thumbsup: angel1
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Re: What do you say ......!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 25, 2015, 06:00:06 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on June 25, 2015, 03:35:57 PM
Just taken on a bunch of new staff.

They are a freakin nightmare. Bunch of petty , squabbling , bitchfighting , issue ridden feckers  noooo:

Just had a  review with one of them.  noooo: noooo: noooo:

Which turned into him sobbing away cos his relationship had broken up  ( but this was 4 years ago!!! ) ...he was never going to find another woman ( cos he reckons no one would want him just for his money  eeek: ), he feels ugly and lonely and his mum controls his life  ( he had to move back home 4 years ago ) .

Oh and by the way he had a substabnce addiction (but is ok now he is off the Coke ) but he does drink two bottles of wine a night  ( at least)

He has an addiction to pain killers though and is in constant pain from a lifetime bone condition  cloud9: noooo:

I feel a whole heap of work coming my way trying to get him out  noooo: noooo: noooo:

FFS!  eeek:

If he got the job what were the rest like?  noooo:
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Re: What do you say ......!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 25, 2015, 06:07:18 PM »
Council staff  noooo: noooo:  Miss D is a voddy-head noooo: noooo:
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Re: What do you say ......!!!
« Reply #4 on: June 25, 2015, 08:41:08 PM »
How the flying truck did such survive the head count cuts?

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Re: What do you say ......!!!
« Reply #5 on: June 25, 2015, 09:39:53 PM »
Quote from: Steve on June 25, 2015, 08:41:08 PM
How the flying truck did such survive the head count cuts?

Diversity levels.  noooo:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: What do you say ......!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2015, 08:53:01 AM »
Cos he has a 'disability' and they would be shit scared of getting rid  noooo:
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Re: What do you say ......!!!
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2015, 09:33:38 AM »
Did you try the "Get a grip, you spineless twat" line?
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« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2015, 09:34:09 AM »
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Re: What do you say ......!!!
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2015, 09:36:27 AM »
Wha?
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: What do you say ......!!!
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2015, 09:36:41 AM »
It was when he went on to say he had been panicking lately because he thought he had an STI but it was alright because it was just a urine infection  noooo:

I presume he has been paying for some.female company in that case  noooo:
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Re: What do you say ......!!!
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2015, 09:38:24 AM »
Okay so you can't sack the useless sod but is there another department you can slide him into as being 'better suited to his abilities'?  rubschin:
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« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2015, 09:51:12 AM »
Yep ...that is what I am doing  but trying to get Occ Health to support permanant redeployment is a total bloody head /wall banging experience !##!
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Re: What do you say ......!!!
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2015, 10:12:31 AM »
Simples, most of his conditions seem to be exacerbated by stress so moving him into a less stressful department should improve his overall health, that's assuming he actually has all of these conditions and doesn't have Munchausens instead.
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Re: What do you say ......!!!
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2015, 10:15:37 AM »
Or to a high stress job so his head will explode  eveilgrin:
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