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Offline Nick

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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #75 on: June 12, 2015, 12:02:25 PM »
Quack calls: Hello Mr Nick, that swab I took of your leg the other day.....
Me: What about it?
QUack: Tested positive for MRSA. YOu had better come in and get some more pills....

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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #76 on: June 12, 2015, 12:45:29 PM »
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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #77 on: June 12, 2015, 12:54:35 PM »
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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #78 on: June 12, 2015, 01:04:49 PM »
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And quarantine the whole of Nottingham  After all who'd miss it?
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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #79 on: June 12, 2015, 01:05:50 PM »
It cuts out a hospital visit to my mate David though  :thumbsup:
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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #80 on: June 12, 2015, 01:27:20 PM »
Quack calls: Hello Mr Nick, that swab I took of your leg the other day.....
Me: What about it?
QUack: Tested positive for MRSA. YOu had better come in and get some more pills....

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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #81 on: June 12, 2015, 01:28:13 PM »
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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #82 on: June 12, 2015, 01:52:24 PM »
When does it drop off ???  rubschin:
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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #83 on: June 12, 2015, 01:53:21 PM »
Cruel wumman  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #84 on: June 12, 2015, 01:55:48 PM »
Has Alsion still got Snoopy's old scooter ?  rubschin:
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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #85 on: June 12, 2015, 01:56:45 PM »
She gave it to Miss C who crashed it into a garage door  rubschin:
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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #86 on: June 12, 2015, 01:57:33 PM »
The scurge of the pubbers strike again
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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #87 on: June 12, 2015, 03:51:27 PM »



Getting betterer  :thumbsup:
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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #88 on: June 12, 2015, 04:35:26 PM »

Eeeeeeewwwww sick2:

Donate it to medical science ....now  ;D
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Re: My leg and foot
« Reply #89 on: June 12, 2015, 04:59:23 PM »
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