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Barman's all new trip back to the UK thread...
« on: May 14, 2015, 06:31:36 AM »
Nice and ready like....  sad24:
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Re: Barman's all new trip back to the UK thread...
« Reply #1 on: May 14, 2015, 06:43:49 AM »
  happy100
1)  Bring jumpers (clothes not fleas) wood for the ark, life jacket ( built in whistle optional )and wellies.
2)  Don't bring yer lawn mower.
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Re: Barman's all new trip back to the UK thread...
« Reply #2 on: May 14, 2015, 06:53:27 AM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 14, 2015, 06:43:49 AM
  happy100
1)  Bring jumpers (clothes not fleas) wood for the ark, life jacket ( built in whistle optional )and wellies.
2)  Don't bring yer lawn mower.

How about me hexacopter....?  rubschin:
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Re: Barman's all new trip back to the UK thread...
« Reply #3 on: May 14, 2015, 06:58:50 AM »
Oooo a drone that can cast spells excellent. Yes please bring it with you as long as we can all play.  cloud9:
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Re: Barman's all new trip back to the UK thread...
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2015, 07:56:53 AM »
Making an Instruction Manual for LL...

...so she can work the tellybox like... ::)
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Re: Barman's all new trip back to the UK thread...
« Reply #5 on: May 14, 2015, 04:24:55 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 14, 2015, 06:58:50 AM
Oooo a drone that can cast spells excellent. Yes please bring it with you as long as we can all play.  cloud9:

Your challenge for the first flight is to do something more spectacular than crashing into a swimming pool.  Thumbs:
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Re: Barman's all new trip back to the UK thread...
« Reply #6 on: May 16, 2015, 01:58:40 PM »
Flight was early...

...then we had to sit and wait for plod to remove somebody off the plane...

...then the bag monkeys took forever...

...then all the roads were dug up and we were diverted a billion teen miles around the motorway network...

...finally got to bed at 2:30...

...some broken toy woke me up at 05:20....

Apart from that, everything is going fine!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Barman's all new trip back to the UK thread...
« Reply #7 on: May 16, 2015, 02:58:04 PM »
You should have smelt a rat when the plane had taxied the first ten miles or so.  Most people choose to travel on air worthy craft not you though, oh noes you have to get one that drives here.  It would have been so much quicker then you could have had an early night.







Shame about LLs bkoken vibrator have you tried turning it of then turning it on again?
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Re: Barman's all new trip back to the UK thread...
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2015, 03:07:08 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 16, 2015, 02:58:04 PM
you should have smelt a rat when the plane had taxied the first ten miles or so.  Most people choose to travel one air worthy craft not you though, oh nooes you have to get one that drives here.  It would have been so much quicker then you coud have had an early night.







Shame about LLs bkoken vibrator have you tried turning it of then turning it on again?

 ;D ;D
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Re: Barman's all new trip back to the UK thread...
« Reply #9 on: May 16, 2015, 04:37:44 PM »
Quote from: Miss Creant on May 16, 2015, 02:58:04 PM
Shame about LLs bkoken vibrator have you tried turning it of then turning it on again?

Something tells me that's how BM broke it in the first place  rubschin:
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Re: Barman's all new trip back to the UK thread...
« Reply #10 on: May 16, 2015, 04:44:41 PM »
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Re: Barman's all new trip back to the UK thread...
« Reply #11 on: May 16, 2015, 05:31:59 PM »
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Re: Barman's all new trip back to the UK thread...
« Reply #12 on: May 16, 2015, 05:34:35 PM »
What a day....  noooo:
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Re: Barman's all new trip back to the UK thread...
« Reply #13 on: May 16, 2015, 05:35:49 PM »
Quote from: Barman on May 16, 2015, 05:34:35 PM
What a day....  noooo:

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