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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
« on: April 04, 2015, 08:54:42 AM »
Over the last couple of days I have eaten out  a couple of times and in the side salad they have added celery.

Not  question asked about whether you would wish it to be included or not. Or whether I am happy for the rest of my food to be tainted by the poisonous taste and stench of the ghastly corrugated enemy.

When did this happen ? When did celery become a non choice item ?  eeek:

Forget everything else , this is the issue that really matters right now. We are being overtaken by a culture of acceptance. Well I'm  not having it. It's time to take a stand and declare  this country a celery free zone.

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Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2015, 08:58:50 AM »
It is VILE stuff  sick2:
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Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2015, 08:59:28 AM »
I like celery....  redface:
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Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2015, 09:00:34 AM »
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2015, 09:01:20 AM »
Well you always were weird  lol:

But that is fine, we can ship it all to you and you can crunch away happily for a very long time.

The rest of us can stop gagging after we have tasted the pseudo cucumber looking thing in our food!
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Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2015, 09:52:17 AM »
I'm informed that it takes more calories to eat it than you gain from so doing . . .

That said, I don't a bit now and again with plenty of salt and a piece of good mature cheddar . . .
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Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2015, 09:57:49 AM »
Celery ok but I always ask for the cucumber to be left out when I have a salad.  sick2:
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Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2015, 10:15:59 AM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 04, 2015, 09:52:17 AM
I'm informed that it takes more calories to eat it than you gain from so doing . . .

That said, I don't a bit now and again with plenty of salt and a piece of good mature cheddar . . .
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But not in salads,  sick2: that is
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Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2015, 01:00:15 PM »
Celery is yumster...with cream cheese ..
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Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2015, 08:12:11 PM »
Filled with feta cheese and then drizzled with balsamic vinegar  cloud9:
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Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2015, 09:53:13 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on April 07, 2015, 08:12:11 PM
Filled with feta cheese and then drizzled with balsamic vinegar  cloud9:

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Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2015, 04:57:34 PM »
 sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2: sick2:
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Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2015, 02:40:36 PM »
Or  with homous  cloud9:

These celery haters don't know what they are missing  whistle:
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Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2015, 09:01:09 AM »
Anyone tried it with Marmite?      Thumbs:
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Re: Celery ....The ultimate food of evilness
« Reply #14 on: April 11, 2015, 09:38:07 AM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on April 10, 2015, 09:01:09 AM
Anyone tried it with Marmite?      Thumbs:
Not yet but next time I have some celery . . . .

 . . . don't hold your breath, we may be talking April 2025 here
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