Tossers who HAVE to be heard

[GROWLER]

Went down to watch the BIG  firework display on the Liverpool waterfront the other night. All the usual suspects were there. Parents with babes in arms chomping away at a Mcshitles burger, and of course Mr and Mrs we've had it better than you.

Mrs Tosser in BIG loud voice: "Yea, it's a bit like what we saw in Tenerife in'it"?
Mr Tosser, standing 20' away in VERY BIG loud voice: "Nah, it's not as good as the display WE saw in TENERIFE"
Mrs Tosser in BIG loud voice: "Our Jamie'll be watching all this from his bedroom window you know!"

Fuck right off you great fanny flap waving munter. We really couldn't give a toss. OK?

Why oh why do these tossers think we have to listen to their opinions of where they've been that is so obviously....in their opinion... better than where we all have. Bloody one upmanship and we're better than you syndrome. Tossers.

[Barman]

Ignore them ? if they had as much as they?d like you to think they wouldn?t be attending a ?public? display but having a private one in their grounds instead!

Wankers! 

[GROWLER]

Ignore them ? if they had as much as they?d like you to think they wouldn?t be attending a ?public? display but having a private one in their grounds instead!

Wankers! 

Impossible when they are bellowing right next to you.

I've resorted to shouting at knobbies on mobile phones talking in loud voices walking down the street.....SPEAK UP SO WE CAN ALL HEAR YOU!
My tribe slink away in embarrasment usually.