Valentine's Days Plans...

[Barman]

Stocking up on cable ties and rhypnol 

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Stocking up on cable ties and rope 

Essential to ensure your car can make the journey home I'm sure 

[Nick]

I meant your man at Wickes 

[Grumpmeister]

I meant your man at Wickes 

Is that the budget version of 'Our man in Havana' 

[Nick]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

I meant your man at Wickes 

Well what a surprise ..apparently Dave The Eel has to come over tomorrow cos he won't be finished today 

[apc2010]

I meant your man at Wickes 

Is that the budget version of 'Our man in Havana' 

 

[Nick]

Is he bringing rope? He can get trade prices 

[Miss Demeanour]

If he brings rope he may find some swinging going on .....only his neck from the rafters though 

[Steve]

If he brings rope he may find some swinging going on .....only his neck from the rafters though 

[Barman]

If he brings rope he may find some swinging going on .....only his neck from the rafters though 

Do you have room for a few MPs....?

[apc2010]

Miss T wants fish n chips..........the local one has a BOGOF offer.......

[Nick]

So she gets double fish and chips? 

[Just One More]

Awww, how romantic    

Mini muffin tin required [sniggers]

[Barman]

Awww, how romantic    

Mini muffin tin required [sniggers]