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Offline apc2010

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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #30 on: February 05, 2015, 08:22:15 PM »
Quackter says I haven't got a lump of coal the size of a golf ball under my eyelid....

Is he looking into it?

You must have a cornea joke than that......... rubschin:

Did Iris tell you that one?  Or is it one of Lens?

Eye thought it up on my own....... cussing:

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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #31 on: February 05, 2015, 08:55:33 PM »
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Hand me a grapefruit knife - I need to gouge my eyeball out.....  sad24:
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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #32 on: February 05, 2015, 09:00:43 PM »
I know an excellent cure for conjunctivitis

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Re: I have something in my eye...
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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #34 on: February 05, 2015, 09:09:49 PM »
Kick the eye out with the boots of stamping?
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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #35 on: February 05, 2015, 09:11:58 PM »
I know an excellent cure for conjunctivitis

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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #36 on: February 05, 2015, 09:13:44 PM »
Do you have cake?  razz: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: drumroll:
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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #38 on: February 05, 2015, 09:43:05 PM »
Wash your hands.  angel1
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Re: I have something in my eye...
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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #40 on: February 09, 2015, 06:22:22 AM »
I have a bad eye too now, is it a VP infection..... eeek:

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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #41 on: February 09, 2015, 08:38:22 AM »
I have a bad eye too now, is it a VP infection..... eeek:

 eeek:

Mine is still hurty....  sad24:
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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #42 on: February 09, 2015, 10:07:28 AM »
I have a bad eye too now, is it a VP infection..... eeek:

 eeek:

Mine is still hurty....  sad24:
oh woes both.  Sadly no one else will understand.  Do you have the it hurts worsest when driving in sun problem?

Mine seems better now (touch wood) some stronger antibugs seem to have nailed it over the weekend
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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #43 on: February 09, 2015, 11:34:00 AM »
I have a bad eye too now, is it a VP infection..... eeek:

 eeek:

Mine is still hurty....  sad24:

You told me it was betterer and it was your ears now  rubschin:
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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #44 on: February 09, 2015, 11:35:27 AM »
I have a bad eye too now, is it a VP infection..... eeek:

 eeek:

Mine is still hurty....  sad24:

You told me it was betterer and it was your ears now  rubschin:

He is just after sympathy... noooo: