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Offline apc2010

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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #15 on: February 04, 2015, 08:30:35 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 04, 2015, 08:27:38 PM
It is worserer!  sad32:

Drink more....... noooo:
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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #16 on: February 04, 2015, 08:33:40 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 04, 2015, 08:27:38 PM
It is worserer!  sad32:

So is mine.  I reciprocate all the sympathy you showed me.   That'd be fuck all
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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2015, 07:07:52 AM »
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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2015, 07:15:27 AM »
Off to the quackter....
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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #19 on: February 05, 2015, 07:18:42 AM »
Quote from: Barman on February 05, 2015, 07:15:27 AM
Off to the quackter....


Mincer....... noooo:
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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #20 on: February 05, 2015, 09:16:57 AM »
Quote from: Barman on February 04, 2015, 08:27:38 PM
It is worserer!  sad32:

Take bucket head and fill with water
Take deep breath
Hold breath
Submerge head in bucket, open eyes and move eyes around till object dislodged

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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #21 on: February 05, 2015, 10:22:26 AM »
that doesn't work if it's actually a scratched cornea

but he should try it anyway just to give us a laugh
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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #22 on: February 05, 2015, 11:20:58 AM »
No, the laugh comes when LL creeps up and touches the bucket with a cattle prod...  whistle:
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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #23 on: February 05, 2015, 11:28:01 AM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on February 05, 2015, 11:20:58 AM
No, the laugh comes when LL creeps up and touches the bucket with a cattle prod...  whistle:

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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #24 on: February 05, 2015, 03:10:48 PM »
Quackter says I haven't got a lump of coal the size of a golf ball under my eyelid....

...I have conjunctivitis...... ::)
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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #25 on: February 05, 2015, 04:50:53 PM »
horrible though isn't it

Not sure bout my eye, back to 'opital tomorrow with it.  Maybe I'll stay here in the warm and let it go by itself 
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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #26 on: February 05, 2015, 07:33:23 PM »
Quote from: Barman on February 05, 2015, 03:10:48 PM
Quackter says I haven't got a lump of coal the size of a golf ball under my eyelid....

Is he looking into it?
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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #27 on: February 05, 2015, 07:35:32 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 05, 2015, 07:33:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 05, 2015, 03:10:48 PM
Quackter says I haven't got a lump of coal the size of a golf ball under my eyelid....

Is he looking into it?

You must have a cornea joke than that......... rubschin:
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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #28 on: February 05, 2015, 08:19:04 PM »
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Re: I have something in my eye...
« Reply #29 on: February 05, 2015, 08:20:27 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on February 05, 2015, 07:35:32 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on February 05, 2015, 07:33:23 PM
Quote from: Barman on February 05, 2015, 03:10:48 PM
Quackter says I haven't got a lump of coal the size of a golf ball under my eyelid....

Is he looking into it?

You must have a cornea joke than that......... rubschin:

Did Iris tell you that one?  Or is it one of Lens?
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