36 uneaten mince pies all beyond eat by date

- One full size and two mini Christmas puddings

- 4 unopened tins of Twiglets, Cheeselets, Honey Roast and Regular salted peanuts

( Cos of Twiglets )
- Tin of cheese biscuits

- 1/4 of a full Stilton

- One more bag of Marmite crisps

- several bags of iced gems

- A giant Gingerbread man

- a box of bleeding Ferrero Rocher - I never knew they bled

- a box of Maltesers

- Loads of Chup-a-Chops like lollies

- Two tins of Pringles

- Several bags of poncy flavoured crisps (Balsamic and Sea Salt, I ask you)

- Box of Matchmaker like chocs

- Several cartons of Jelly Beans

- A box of Pocket Coffee

- a large box of Thornton's choccies

- two bags of supposedly Christmas Eve mini shortbreads

- A box of Lindt choccies and another of Celebrations

- A bag of Cashews

- bag of Skittles

- bag of Terry's mino exploding chocolate oranges

- boxes of Tic Tacs

- 3 bars of Fry's Chocolate cream

- 2 bars of Hershey Cookies and Creme

( American chocolate is shite)
and amazingly
- a tin of Jack Daniels fudge

( don't pollute the fudge !! )
Here is my helpful list of what I will relieve you of