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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #495 on: August 31, 2018, 04:05:23 PM »
Looking at the video I think this idiot earns a non fatal Darwin Award as I doubt he can have kids now...  shocked003

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6117821/Bournemouth-man-fails-jump-canal-plummets-crotch-wall.html


Ooof!  eeek:

But hardly unique - watch some of those 'fail' videos on YouTube - there are hundreds and hundreds like that...  cloud9:


The more the merrier, if they are that stupid then removing their ability to breed is the best option...  eveilgrin:
Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #496 on: September 10, 2018, 11:04:07 AM »
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6150439/Doctor-shoots-dead-checking-gun-wasnt-working.html

Evidently a Turkish medical degree doesn't also grant common sense, from the sounds of things he was looking down the barrel...  noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #497 on: September 10, 2018, 11:59:59 AM »
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6150439/Doctor-shoots-dead-checking-gun-wasnt-working.html

Evidently a Turkish medical degree doesn't also grant common sense, from the sounds of things he was looking down the barrel...  noooo:

He won't do that again!  lol:
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Some days I think the only thing keeping me from becoming homicidal is that the voices can't agree on which weapon would be the most fun.

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #501 on: September 18, 2018, 10:36:36 AM »
Talk about taking a knife to a gunfight...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6177507/Brazilian-man-shot-dead-fighting-five-police-officers-MACHETE-outside-nightclub.html
A Brazilian with a machete sounds like a recipe for disaster however you look at it. noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #502 on: October 01, 2018, 02:39:23 PM »
It's only a matter of time before the inevitable happens. I just feel sorry for the poor bastard that he ends up landing on and the other poor bastard who has to clean up the resulting mess...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6226743/Daredevil-skips-edge-nearly-900-foot-tower-Dubai.html
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #503 on: October 01, 2018, 03:07:06 PM »
It's only a matter of time before the inevitable happens. I just feel sorry for the poor bastard that he ends up landing on and the other poor bastard who has to clean up the resulting mess...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6226743/Daredevil-skips-edge-nearly-900-foot-tower-Dubai.html

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #505 on: October 01, 2018, 08:47:53 PM »
It's only a matter of time before the inevitable happens. I just feel sorry for the poor bastard that he ends up landing on and the other poor bastard who has to clean up the resulting mess...  noooo:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6226743/Daredevil-skips-edge-nearly-900-foot-tower-Dubai.html

 noooo:

noooo: noooo:
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #506 on: October 15, 2018, 11:54:10 PM »
So an arsonist gets off his face on spice while in prison and then sets himself on fire...


I'll say this for Mr Darwin sir, he certainly has a sense of irony.

https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/14/arsonist-sets-himself-on-fire-in-prison-after-getting-high-on-spice-8036171/
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #507 on: October 16, 2018, 04:42:21 AM »
So an arsonist gets off his face on spice while in prison and then sets himself on fire...


I'll say this for Mr Darwin sir, he certainly has a sense of irony.

https://metro.co.uk/2018/10/14/arsonist-sets-himself-on-fire-in-prison-after-getting-high-on-spice-8036171/

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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #508 on: October 19, 2018, 05:14:29 PM »
Another contender for mass Darwinning award

You want to watch fireworks, you want a good view so why not stand en mass on a railway line?  What could possibly go wrong?


This https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-45913793

'More than 50 people have been killed and 200 hurt after a train ran into a crowd near Amritsar in India's northern Punjab state, police told the BBC.

The victims were standing on the railway tracks watching celebrations for the Hindu festival of Dusshera, eyewitnesses told BBC Punjabi.'
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Re: 20 years of the Darwin Awards
« Reply #509 on: October 19, 2018, 05:19:33 PM »
Another contender for mass Darwinning award

You want to watch fireworks, you want a good view so why not stand en mass on a railway line?  What could possibly go wrong?


This https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-45913793

'More than 50 people have been killed and 200 hurt after a train ran into a crowd near Amritsar in India's northern Punjab state, police told the BBC.

The victims were standing on the railway tracks watching celebrations for the Hindu festival of Dusshera, eyewitnesses told BBC Punjabi.'


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