Mr Nick's all new another new job thread

[Nick]

So the phone rings

"Ah, Mr Nick!! Are you available? We have a client who needs your any expert skills asap cos they are in a bit of a pickle, like, and are you interested?"

Me: "Go on""

"Dead urgent, three days a week indefinitely and  £600 a day paid to your company so you escape tax, like. Can you start Monday"?

Me:    Where?

"Scunthorpe" 


I shall now dust off the klaxon for all your many Scunthorpe related witticisms 

[apc2010]

So the phone rings

"Ah, Mr Nick!! Are you available? We have a client who needs your any expert skills asap cos they are in a bit of a pickle, like, and are you interested?"

Me: "Go on""

"Dead urgent, three days a week indefinitely and  £600 a day paid to your company so you escape tax, like. Can you start Monday"?

Me:    Where?

"Scunthorpe" 


I shall now dust off the klaxon for all your many Scunthorpe related witticisms 

Too many........    But as BM is going to Thorpe ..there maybe something there......

[Nick]

Some sort of prefix, perhaps 

[Barman]

[boogs]

Scunthorpe    Spent a week there one day 

Think positive tho not too far to travel .....

There may be lots of desperate single wimmin there 

[Barman]

Scunthorpe    Spent a week there one day 

Think positive tho not too far to travel .....

There may be lots of desperate single wimmin there 

 

[Nick]

So the money laundering shite begins 

Company certificate
PI insurance
Utility bills
Passport scan
Driving licence scan
DBS cert
Sperm sample
etc.

[Steve]

How many miles/hours a day commuting?  I had to look up where Scunthorpe was - I thought it was near Crewe 

[Nick]

140 mile round trip, so 3 days a week = 2 nights a week in an hotel + eating out (expenses) 

[Steve]

140 mile round trip, so 3 days a week = 2 nights a week in an hotel + eating out (expenses) 

I daren't ask what Scunthorpe hotels are like

I used to do a 140 miles a day round trip 4 days out of 5, got quite used to it in the end.  British radio is the best.

[boogs]

I did 140 miles a day 5 days a week as Steve says it is ok if you keep occupied Radio 4 and talking books with some Radio 2 and Smooth helped 

I have to say I didn't think it was that far 

[Barman]

I did 140 miles a day 5 days a week as Steve says it is ok if you keep occupied Radio 4 and talking books with some Radio 2 and Smooth helped 

I have to say I didn't think it was that far 

You and Steve didn't drive an owld Sierra tho did you....? 

[Nick]

 

[Steve]

I did 140 miles a day 5 days a week as Steve says it is ok if you keep occupied Radio 4 and talking books with some Radio 2 and Smooth helped 

I have to say I didn't think it was that far 

You and Steve didn't drive an owld Sierra tho did you....? 

Nope and the magnificent turbo Mazda never broke down once in 70,000 miles     

[boogs]

I did 140 miles a day 5 days a week as Steve says it is ok if you keep occupied Radio 4 and talking books with some Radio 2 and Smooth helped 

I have to say I didn't think it was that far 

You and Steve didn't drive an owld Sierra tho did you....? 

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