Well, as beautiful as it is in the arse end of nowhere, there is no fuckin phone signal since last night, got family coming in from everywhere and no means of contact. The word clusterfuck springs to mind.
Ooops, just let me wipe the rain from the screen.......
Anyhoo, folks have gone to hairdressers so I am chain smoking in the rain before they get back, I may throw up.
Got to make six journeys to hotel today with decorations then arrange drinks reception for the family.
Rehearsed in the church last night, it was all very emotional until my sister pulled her knickers out of her arse while saying her vows.
Then dinner with the vicar where I got to have a glass of wine! Yey!!
Been up since early hours sticking diamonds on umbrellas to give to the wedding guests.
Feeeling cold wet and a little dizzy from smoking five fags in a row, gonna go see if my dad has a hidden liquor stash.
More updates to follow....
Oh and Apey, I miss you x x x
