I absolutely hate travelling, it is true. I get lost finding the toilets in restaurants, honest to god. When I pop into the supermarket Apey often stays in the car but when I come out he has to flash the light cos I can never remember where we parked. It is only a tiny car park!!
Hairyports terrify me.

I still get on a plane and ask at three people that I am on the right one.

Don't make me gooooooo !!!
