DON't go to the quackter

[Nick]

£55 bonus for diagnosing dementia 

[Barman]

£55 bonus for diagnosing dementia 

Don't they get £100 if they can get you on some stop smoking malarkey too....?

[Steve]

£55 bonus for diagnosing dementia 

Complete fuckwittery. Whoever came up with this daft scheme should be the first so labelled.

Never ever give people financial incentives until you've thought through the impacts of the law of unintended consequences




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[Darwins Selection]

£55 bonus for diagnosing dementia 

Don't they get £100 if they can get you on some stop smoking malarkey too....?

I am Harold Wilson, where is my pipe?

Kerching!

[Barman]

£55 bonus for diagnosing dementia 

Don't they get £100 if they can get you on some stop smoking malarkey too....?

I am Harold Wilson, where is my pipe?

Kerching!

 

[Grumpmeister]

On the other hand you could set them an dilemma. Make an appointment but when you are there act as if it is a follow up for an examination from a couple of weeks back. Get a few people to do this and keep it going then see how long it is before the doctor diagnoses themselves. 

[apc2010]

On the other hand you could set them an dilemma. Make an appointment but when you are there act as if it is a follow up for an examination from a couple of weeks back. Get a few people to do this and keep it going then see how long it is before the doctor diagnoses themselves. 

 

[Darwins Selection]

On the other hand you could set them an dilemma. Make an appointment but when you are there act as if it is a follow up for an examination from a couple of weeks back. Get a few people to do this and keep it going then see how long it is before the doctor diagnoses themselves. 

 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Why do I have this sudden feeling of impending doom about me being the cause of the next NHS staffing crisis due to large numbers of GP's being diagnosed with dementia..... 

[apc2010]

Why do I have this sudden feeling of impending doom about me being the cause of the next NHS staffing crisis due to large numbers of GP's being diagnosed with dementia..... 

Claim you don't remember.........     kerching......