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Blimey
« on: October 15, 2014, 02:59:19 PM »
Went to the bank earlier and drew out £100 in cash. Folded it and put it in trouser pocket.

Walked about 200 yards and entered coffee shop.

Checked pocket. Money not there  eeek:

Retraced my steps scanning the pavement. After 100 yards a voice said, "are you looking for something you lost?"

Elderly chap. I said I was. 5 x £20 notes.

Bloke produced it from his pocket and said, "I thought if I waited here someone would come looking"  Shocked: Shocked:
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Re: Blimey
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2014, 03:01:43 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 15, 2014, 02:59:19 PM
Went to the bank earlier and drew out £100 in cash. Folded it and put it in trouser pocket.

Walked about 200 yards and entered coffee shop.

Checked pocket. Money not there  eeek:

Retraced my steps scanning the pavement. After 100 yards a voice said, "are you looking for something you lost?"

Elderly chap. I said I was. 5 x £20 notes.

Bloke produced it from his pocket and said, "I thought if I waited here someone would come looking"  Shocked: Shocked:

 Thumbs: Thumbs:  did you bung him a score......
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« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2014, 03:05:22 PM »
I bought him a coffee and cake. He was out "shopping" with his wife, which is why he was standing in the street  razz:
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Re: Blimey
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2014, 03:10:49 PM »
What a nice bloke....  Thumbs:

...the old boy, not you Nick.... ::)
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« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2014, 03:12:00 PM »
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Re: Blimey
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2014, 03:13:53 PM »
How old was he for you to call him old.......... rubschin:
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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2014, 03:16:17 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on October 15, 2014, 03:13:53 PM
How old was he for you to call him old.......... rubschin:

Good point well made - he must have been ancient.....  lol:
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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2014, 03:26:07 PM »
You are horrid. Only Tipsy luvs me  sad24:
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Re: Blimey
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2014, 03:59:21 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 15, 2014, 03:26:07 PM
You are horrid. Only tipsy women or tramps luvs me  sad24:

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« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2014, 04:05:42 PM »
My luvly thread  sad24: sad24:
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Re: Blimey
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2014, 05:47:39 PM »
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It's better than I ever even knew.  They say that the world was built for two.  Only worth living if somebody is loving you.  Baby now you do.

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« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2014, 05:49:56 PM »
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Re: Blimey
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2014, 05:54:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 15, 2014, 02:59:19 PM
Went to the bank earlier and drew out £100 in cash. Folded it and put it in trouser pocket.

Walked about 200 yards and entered coffee shop.

Checked pocket. Money not there  eeek:

Retraced my steps scanning the pavement. After 100 yards a voice said, "are you looking for something you lost?"

Elderly chap. I said I was. 5 x £20 notes.

Bloke produced it from his pocket and said, "I thought if I waited here someone would come looking"  Shocked: Shocked:

 :thumbsup:  and worthy: to said old man

Now the tuff question.  What would have happened if the roles were reversed and you'd found the munny?
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