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Re: Mr Nick has an job interview
« Reply #90 on: October 29, 2014, 06:33:09 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 29, 2014, 06:24:21 PM
::) ::)  Rather smart suit ackchooly. Praps I shouldn't have argued with the panel  rubschin:

Anyhoo, too experienced and over qualified apparently. Must tell that to the consultant next time I need brain surgery  ::)

We always used to say that to rejects when we ran the business in the UK....

I wanted to say, "Practice saying 'do you want fries with that?'" but LL wouldn't let me...  noooo:
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Re: Mr Nick has an job interview
« Reply #91 on: October 29, 2014, 06:34:11 PM »
Quote from: Steve on October 29, 2014, 06:30:42 PM
:thumbsup:   I think

The big loser in all this is probably the rest of us.  The stories you could have told.  Ah well
Fortunately I have a new contract with Vince Cable's department. Prepare for a total clusterfuck noooo:
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Re: Mr Nick has an job interview
« Reply #92 on: October 29, 2014, 06:35:26 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 29, 2014, 06:34:11 PM
Quote from: Steve on October 29, 2014, 06:30:42 PM
:thumbsup:   I think

The big loser in all this is probably the rest of us.  The stories you could have told.  Ah well
Fortunately I have a new contract with Vince Cable's department. Prepare for a total clusterfuck noooo:
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Re: Mr Nick has an job interview
« Reply #93 on: October 29, 2014, 08:21:59 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 29, 2014, 06:34:11 PM

Fortunately I have a new contract with Vince Cable's department. Prepare for a total clusterfuck noooo:
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Re: Mr Nick has an job interview
« Reply #94 on: October 29, 2014, 10:47:03 PM »
Why do you not throw in "Is it coz I'm an ginger?" card and then apply for whooooge compensashion?

They can all go on a retraining course for eight years (plus holidays) and come back to pretend they might like you, should you re-apply and you get squillions as a payout.....everyone is a winner unless you are a normal werker.  Thumbs:
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Re: Mr Nick has an job interview
« Reply #95 on: October 30, 2014, 07:07:49 AM »
Quote from: Baldy on October 29, 2014, 10:47:03 PM
Why do you not throw in "Is it coz I'm an ginger?" card and then apply for whooooge compensashion?

They can all go on a retraining course for eight years (plus holidays) and come back to pretend they might like you, should you re-apply and you get squillions as a payout.....everyone is a winner unless you are a normal werker.  Thumbs:

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Re: Mr Nick has an job interview
« Reply #96 on: October 30, 2014, 12:06:04 PM »
They didn't appoint anyone, it seems.  rubschin:  But they have offered me some consultancy work  cloud9:  At £500 a day  :thumbsup:
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Re: Mr Nick has an job interview
« Reply #97 on: October 30, 2014, 12:09:41 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 30, 2014, 12:06:04 PM
They didn't appoint anyone, it seems.  rubschin:  But they have offered me some consultancy work  cloud9:  At £500 a day  :thumbsup:

Ker-CHING!  Thumbs:
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Re: Mr Nick has an job interview
« Reply #98 on: October 30, 2014, 12:10:51 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick has an job interview
« Reply #99 on: October 30, 2014, 12:13:01 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick has an job interview
« Reply #100 on: October 30, 2014, 12:16:53 PM »

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Re: Mr Nick has an job interview
« Reply #101 on: October 30, 2014, 12:44:45 PM »
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Re: Mr Nick has an job interview
« Reply #102 on: October 30, 2014, 12:48:02 PM »
HMRC rates  cloud9:
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Re: Mr Nick has an job interview
« Reply #103 on: October 30, 2014, 01:20:37 PM »
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on October 30, 2014, 12:06:04 PM
They didn't appoint anyone, it seems.  rubschin:  But they have offered me some consultancy work 

Weeding out the no-hopers from the next set of applicants?
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Re: Mr Nick has an job interview
« Reply #104 on: October 30, 2014, 01:44:26 PM »
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They want some work on geo demographics ackchooly  whistle: whistle:
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