My brilliant new invention

[Nick]

The Boy wants a car when he turns 17. No chance 

BUT. I suggested a project to him. Get an old car from a scrapyard or buy a banger fo £50.

Remove engine. Install pedals and a chain to drive the driveshaft. A flintsone car for teenagers 

Roof, lights, steering,windows. Everyfink except the engine 

Prolly need road tax, but the insurance would be cheap, like 

ANd no petrol 

[boogs]

The Boy wants a car when he turns 17. No chance 

BUT. I suggested a project to him. Get an old car from a scrapyard or buy a banger fo £50.

Remove engine. Install pedals and a chain to drive the driveshaft. A flintsone car for teenagers 

Roof, lights, steering,windows. Everyfink except the engine 

Prolly need road tax, but the insurance would be cheap, like 

ANd no petrol 

  Good thinking that man I will try that one on my 16 yr old granddaughter   

[Barman]

The Boy wants a car when he turns 17. No chance 

BUT. I suggested a project to him. Get an old car from a scrapyard or buy a banger fo £50.

Remove engine. Install pedals and a chain to drive the driveshaft. A flintsone car for teenagers 

Roof, lights, steering,windows. Everyfink except the engine 

Prolly need road tax, but the insurance would be cheap, like 

ANd no petrol 

You tight bastard..... 

[Nick]

Oh I offered to buy him a car 

On condition he pays tax, insurance, petrol and maintenance 

[apc2010]

The Boy wants a car when he turns 17. No chance 

BUT. I suggested a project to him. Get an old car from a scrapyard or buy a banger fo £50.

Remove engine. Install pedals and a chain to drive the driveshaft. A flintsone car for teenagers 

Roof, lights, steering,windows. Everyfink except the engine 

Prolly need road tax, but the insurance would be cheap, like 

ANd no petrol 

 

[Nick]

Get one for Foggy, you say?

[Steve]

The Boy wants a car when he turns 17. No chance 

BUT. I suggested a project to him. Get an old car from a scrapyard or buy a banger fo £50.

Remove engine. Install pedals and a chain to drive the driveshaft. A flintsone car for teenagers 

Roof, lights, steering,windows. Everyfink except the engine 

Prolly need road tax, but the insurance would be cheap, like 

ANd no petrol 

How about an elastic band so he could pedal up some reserve power in advance?

now that would be a proper wind up

[Nick]

 

ANd a steam launcher 

[Nick]

Woodstock tells me she knew a bloke who tried to impress the gerls at Durham University by buying a traction engine 

[Uncle Mort]

Did it work?

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Woodstock tells me she knew a bloke who tried to impress the gerls at Durham University by buying a traction engine 

Fred Dibnah....? 

[Nick]

I imagine parking must have been a nightmare. ANd starting it in the mornings 

[Barman]

I imagine parking must have been a nightmare. ANd starting it in the mornings 

Park where you like I would think..... 


...and get the Mrs to get up early, to kick the tires and light the fires....

[Nick]

Too much Top Gun