On being back at skool

[Nick]

Picked up my student travel pass earlier    Half price travel throughout the area.

[Barman]

Picked up my student travel pass earlier    Half price travel throughout the red light district.

 

[Nick]

Will be useful to get to the airport on Sunday for my £1K a day Northern Ireland contract    How is life in the vending machine business? 

[Barman]

Will be useful to get to the airport on Sunday for my £1K a day Northern Ireland contract    How is life in the vending machine business? 

I have a fridge full of chocolate! 

[Nick]

We are all on our way. Miss D will trample you to death

[Grumpmeister]

Picked up my bus travel pass earlier    Half price travel throughout the area.

So do we now call you the Silver Shambles? 

Anyhoo, been back at college this week for a training course. Haven't been on this site since I was a teenager and as it has had a load of work done since (and boy did it need it, the polite description of the place back then would have been a rancid, decrepit shithole). The 'temporary' portacabin where I had most of my lessons back in the day is still there and looking worse than ever though, walking past it today I was half convinced a billious fart would knock it down. 

There are 10 of us on the course and most of us have meshed pretty well, apart from the one obligatory fuckwit  irritating tossmonger    moronic gobshite    rabid motormouthed Guiness Book of Bullshit spouting pissweasle    (must remember to thank whoever it was came up with that term in twitter) who has managed to at least irritate if not completely piss off everyone else in the room every feckin day  Tomorrow is the last day and I'm curious to see if anything happens to him. 

I do feel a bit sorry for the tutors (not too sorry though their sense of humour has been as warped as ours), someone  happened to mention that tomorrow is International Talk Like a Pirate Day and judging from the grins on the rest of the group I can predict most of tomorrow being filled with "arrr capt'n" and so on. 

[Barman]

Picked up my bus travel pass earlier    Half price travel throughout the area.

So do we now call you the Silver Shambles? 

Anyhoo, been back at college this week for a training course. Haven't been on this site since I was a teenager and as it has had a load of work done since (and boy did it need it, the polite description of the place back then would have been a rancid, decrepit shithole). The 'temporary' portacabin where I had most of my lessons back in the day is still there and looking worse than ever though, walking past it today I was half convinced a billious fart would knock it down. 

There are 10 of us on the course and most of us have meshed pretty well, apart from the one obligatory fuckwit  irritating tossmonger    moronic gobshite    rabid motormouthed Guiness Book of Bullshit spouting pissweasle    (must remember to thank whoever it was came up with that term in twitter) who has managed to at least irritate if not completely piss off everyone else in the room every feckin day  Tomorrow is the last day and I'm curious to see if anything happens to him. 

I do feel a bit sorry for the tutors (not too sorry though their sense of humour has been as warped as ours), someone  happened to mention that tomorrow is International Talk Like a Pirate Day and judging from the grins on the rest of the group I can predict most of tomorrow being filled with "arrr capt'n" and so on. 

Nick is on your course then....? 

[Nick]

Some of us are ederkating ourselfs 
Do you need and O level, like?

[Grumpmeister]

Picked up my bus travel pass earlier    Half price travel throughout the area.

So do we now call you the Silver Shambles? 

Anyhoo, been back at college this week for a training course. Haven't been on this site since I was a teenager and as it has had a load of work done since (and boy did it need it, the polite description of the place back then would have been a rancid, decrepit shithole). The 'temporary' portacabin where I had most of my lessons back in the day is still there and looking worse than ever though, walking past it today I was half convinced a billious fart would knock it down. 

There are 10 of us on the course and most of us have meshed pretty well, apart from the one obligatory fuckwit  irritating tossmonger    moronic gobshite    rabid motormouthed Guiness Book of Bullshit spouting pissweasle    (must remember to thank whoever it was came up with that term in twitter) who has managed to at least irritate if not completely piss off everyone else in the room every feckin day  Tomorrow is the last day and I'm curious to see if anything happens to him. 

I do feel a bit sorry for the tutors (not too sorry though their sense of humour has been as warped as ours), someone  happened to mention that tomorrow is International Talk Like a Pirate Day and judging from the grins on the rest of the group I can predict most of tomorrow being filled with "arrr capt'n" and so on. 

Nick is on your course then....? 

To be honest, if it was a choice between Nick and Captain Pissweasle then I'd rather have the Ginger Shambles in the class with us. 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Picked up my bus travel pass earlier    Half price travel throughout the area.

So do we now call you the Silver Shambles? 

Anyhoo, been back at college this week for a training course. Haven't been on this site since I was a teenager and as it has had a load of work done since (and boy did it need it, the polite description of the place back then would have been a rancid, decrepit shithole). The 'temporary' portacabin where I had most of my lessons back in the day is still there and looking worse than ever though, walking past it today I was half convinced a billious fart would knock it down. 

There are 10 of us on the course and most of us have meshed pretty well, apart from the one obligatory fuckwit  irritating tossmonger    moronic gobshite    rabid motormouthed Guiness Book of Bullshit spouting pissweasle    (must remember to thank whoever it was came up with that term in twitter) who has managed to at least irritate if not completely piss off everyone else in the room every feckin day  Tomorrow is the last day and I'm curious to see if anything happens to him. 

I do feel a bit sorry for the tutors (not too sorry though their sense of humour has been as warped as ours), someone  happened to mention that tomorrow is International Talk Like a Pirate Day and judging from the grins on the rest of the group I can predict most of tomorrow being filled with "arrr capt'n" and so on. 

Nick is on your course then....? 

To be honest, if it was a choice between Nick and Captain Pissweasle then I'd rather have the Ginger Shambles in the class with us. 

 

[Grumpmeister]

Nick may be a walking disaster area but he certainly isn't an arrogant, 'thinks he knows it all' twwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwat (pardon the language but while I am by no means a violent person this kid has managed to hack me off to the point where he just looks so punchable, by 9.30 each feckin day. Unfortunately I'm stuck in the same room as him till 4.30  ). Plus he is nuts enough to fit in well with the rest of the group. 

[Nick]

I can drive down and punch him 

[Grumpmeister]

You would have to join the end of the queue if you did 

[Grumpmeister]

Miracles do happen, I've managed the entire week without giving into the urge to lamp Cap'n Pissweasle although it could have been a close thing a couple of times today.