Major confusion: plod, punters, hookers and schoolgirl chaos

[Nick]

As many of you will know, Nick Towers is perched on the edge of Nottingham's Red Light District. A few girls hang about on corners wearing very short skirts and carrying shoulder bags. Growler got propositioned when he visted and had no idea what was going on

Anyhoo, a couple of new girls have started working the road a but further away and are clearly new to the area. Their preferred garb is schoolgirl stylee clothing and satchels. I noticed one had a lollipop the other day. 

The police maintain a low key presence and target the punters for kerb crawling.

UNFORTUNATELY, these two new laydees did not clock that they are working the street immediately outside this gaff:

http://www.nottinghamgirlshigh.gdst.net/

Earlier the whole area was swarming with girls in skool uniforms carrying satchels, eager but confused punters and plod everywhere. It was chaos with girls screaming, embarrassed looking men and plod trying to sort hookers from less uniformed and more mini skirted Sixth Formers.
























 

[Barman]

[Nick]

I gather from my informants that it is being hushed up to spare the embarrassment of all involved 

[Barman]

I gather from my informants that it is being hushed up to spare the embarrassment of all involved 

Have they arrested Growler....? 

[Nick]

    I have a mate on the local paper. The major culprits are over zealous plod who got confused by all the skoolgirls and made some "mix ups". The High Skool are also trying to hush it up.

[Darwins Selection]

  I have a mate on the local paper. The major culprits are over zealous plod who got confused by all the skoolgirls and made some "mix ups". The High Skool are also trying to hush it up.

I hope you weren't wandering about in your Krankies costume. 

[Baldy]

  I have a mate on the local paper. The major culprits are over zealous plod who got confused by all the skoolgirls and made some "mix ups". The High Skool are also trying to hush it up.

I hope you weren't wandering about in your Krankies costume. 

 

[Steve]

So did Nick move to that area to be near the hookers or did the hookers move in on the area when they knew it was near Nick?   And what is Mrs Nick's angle on this?

[Nick]

Apparently, the laydees moved into the area to service a large American camp in the area in 1944. The Yanks left but the laydees stayed 

[Barman]

Apparently, the laydees moved into the area to service a large American camp in the area in 1944. The Yanks left but the laydees stayed 

Christus, they must be ancient! 

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

 

[Grumpmeister]

Christus, they must be ancient! 

The words pot, kettle and black spring to mind BM 

[Barman]

Christus, they must be ancient! 

The words pot, kettle and black spring to mind BM 

[apc2010]

Christus, they must be ancient! 

The words pot, kettle and black spring to mind BM 

Isn;t that one of Baldy's films........