The Brat sends a postcard home

[Nick]

"Dear Mum, I am having a fab time here. I have kicked out my useless BF but there is a hunky waiter (your type too) who has asked me to marry him. I am in luv    Mario says we can make babies together if I stay on. Tell the skool I am not coming back. Thanks for all the food and stuff."

[The Moan Ranger]

"Dear Mum, I am having a fab time here. I have kicked out my useless BF but there is a hunky waiter (your type too) who has asked me to marry him. I am in luv    Mario says we can make babies together if I stay on. Tell the skool I am not coming back. Thanks for all the food and stuff."

"And he wants me to convert to Muslimism and wear a black tent thingy to keep the sun from burning my skin too much. He's so sweet. Also something about coming home to live in our house while he sorts his visa out so that he can inherit his dad's Kebab empire.  They have 4 shops and only 2 of them have had enforcement notices from the local food hygiene agency. We have a big kitchen so we could make the chile sauce at home and then we would get half price kebabs and rumbabas. And free delivery."

[Nick]

Sounds like a plan 

[Darwins Selection]

"Dear Mum, I am having a fab time here. I have kicked out my useless BF but there is a hunky waiter (your type too) who has asked me to marry him. I am in luv    Mario says we can make babies together if I stay on. Tell the skool I am not coming back. Thanks for all the food and stuff."

"And he wants me to convert to Muslimism and wear a black tent thingy to keep the sun from burning my skin too much. He's so sweet. Also something about coming home to live in our house while he sorts his visa out so that he can inherit his dad's Kebab empire.  They have 4 shops and only 2 of them have had enforcement notices from the local food hygiene agency. We have a big kitchen so we could make the chile sauce at home and then we would get half price kebabs and rumbabas. And free delivery."

"I showed him your picture and he says you will make a wonderful Granny and now he has your i-Cloud password he will show all his friends as well."

[Steve]

"Dear Mum, I am having a fab time here. I have kicked out my useless BF but there is a hunky waiter (your type too) who has asked me to marry him. I am in luv    Mario says we can make babies together if I stay on. Tell the skool I am not coming back. Thanks for all the food and stuff."

"And he wants me to convert to Muslimism and wear a black tent thingy to keep the sun from burning my skin too much. He's so sweet. Also something about coming home to live in our house while he sorts his visa out so that he can inherit his dad's Kebab empire.  They have 4 shops and only 2 of them have had enforcement notices from the local food hygiene agency. We have a big kitchen so we could make the chile sauce at home and then we would get half price kebabs and rumbabas. And free delivery."

"I showed him your picture and he says you will make a wonderful Granny and now he has your i-Cloud password he will show all his friends as well."

But first Mario wants me to fly to Miami and deliver some bags of icing sugar to some friends with Italian sounding names.  He says it's oh so special icing sugar they can't easily get it in the USA.  He said he'd go too but there's only one ticket available.  Shame

[Baldy]

"Dear Mum, I am having a fab time here. I have kicked out my useless BF but there is a hunky waiter (your type too) who has asked me to marry him. I am in luv    Mario says we can make babies together if I stay on. Tell the skool I am not coming back. Thanks for all the food and stuff."

"And he wants me to convert to Muslimism and wear a black tent thingy to keep the sun from burning my skin too much. He's so sweet. Also something about coming home to live in our house while he sorts his visa out so that he can inherit his dad's Kebab empire.  They have 4 shops and only 2 of them have had enforcement notices from the local food hygiene agency. We have a big kitchen so we could make the chile sauce at home and then we would get half price kebabs and rumbabas. And free delivery."

"I showed him your picture and he says you will make a wonderful Granny and now he has your i-Cloud password he will show all his friends as well."

But first Mario wants me to fly to Miami and deliver some bags of icing sugar to some friends with Italian sounding names.  He says it's oh so special icing sugar they can't easily get it in the USA.  He said he'd go too but there's only one ticket available.  Shame

 

[Miss Demeanour]

I am actually going to Miami next month 

[Nick]

 

[tel]

I am actually going to Miami next month 

Vice?

[apc2010]

 

[Miss Demeanour]

Hope so 

[Barman]

I am actually going to Miami next month 

Vice?

[boogs]

 

[Darwins Selection]

I am actually going to Miami next month 

   Life's a beach.

[Miss Demeanour]

But , but , but I haven't had a summer holiday  and been werking really hard like