Annoying brats

[Miss Demeanour]

So been away for a few days and we were staying in a B  & B .

Some small brats were also unfortunately there.

The little girly brat was particularly tiresome.

At breakfast she would persistently ask questions. Such as ;
" Mummy, why are chickens called chickens ? "

Mother would look bemused and then suggest for her to fill her mouth with food.

so Brat jnr would then repeat question umpteen times until she derived the answer herself.;

"Mummy are chickens called chickens because they are chickens "

 

On a different occasion brat jnr was most displeased with her mother and proclaimed she no longer wished to be her friend. Her mother obviously didnt react in the required way so the girl declared that her mother should be taken away and put in a volcano 

I guess the naughty step is just not good enough anymore

[Nick]

ANd how is The Brat??

[Miss Demeanour]

She has booked her driving test. I desperately hope she wont pass 

[Nick]

She will want a Mini Cooper    AS level results soon 

[Miss Demeanour]

Yep Thursday .

she is already saying she doesn't think she will go back but instead have a year out 

[Nick]

ANd thus run out of free education...............

[Miss Demeanour]

She is delusional 

[Nick]

She is female 

 

[apc2010]

Had a similar brat at the wedding last night.......    parents did jack-shit.........   took all the salt n peppers and emptied them on the floor........

[Nick]

When the Boy turned up I was his sixth dad. He was not quite 4.     We had to do heavy duty retraining. My mate once remarked that we seemed to have "a lot of rules" for him. It was essential to make sure that he knew how to behave, eat, play, get on at school and the rest of it. It was a huge battle but it is, after 12 years. working. It is fucking hard work. 

GCSE results loom 

[apc2010]

When the Boy turned up I was his sixth dad. He was not quite 4.     We had to do heavy duty retraining. My mate once remarked that we seemed to have "a lot of rules" for him. It was essential to make sure that he knew how to behave, eat, play, get on at school and the rest of it. It was a huge battle but it is, after 12 years. working. It is fucking hard work. 

GCSE results loom 

Mini cooper..........................

[Nick]

Two suits for first term of SIxth Form and then two more when he grows out of them by Christmas 

[Steve]

When the Boy turned up I was his sixth dad. He was not quite 4.     We had to do heavy duty retraining. My mate once remarked that we seemed to have "a lot of rules" for him. It was essential to make sure that he knew how to behave, eat, play, get on at school and the rest of it. It was a huge battle but it is, after 12 years. working. It is fucking hard work.  . . .

things I could not survive for more than a day (if that) #24

[Nick]

Day 1 (21 April 2002) was the biggest shock of my life, before or since.

[Steve]

Why I was not suitable for kids, reason #15:

I saw Miss D's post and thought "superglue would have shut that brat up"