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Offline Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits)

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Holby City anyone?
« on: July 17, 2014, 09:50:27 AM »
Just been down to the quackters.

I now feel as though I'm in Holby City!

He's ordered: ECG, Us&Es, FBCs, HDL & Liver Function!

Should I be worried? Am I dying? 

 eeek: eeek: noooo:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Holby City anyone?
« Reply #1 on: July 17, 2014, 12:50:46 PM »
We are all dying ...that is a fact of living  :thumbsup:
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Re: Holby City anyone?
« Reply #2 on: July 17, 2014, 12:53:38 PM »
Quote from: Marley's Ghost (Imbiber of Spirits) on July 17, 2014, 09:50:27 AM
Just been down to the quackters.

I now feel as though I'm in Holby City!

He's ordered: ECG, Us&Es, FBCs, HDL & Liver Function!

Should I be worried? Am I dying? 

 eeek: eeek: noooo:
Not unusual to go for a full house of tests.  Hope you get the results you want.
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Holby City anyone?
« Reply #3 on: July 17, 2014, 12:54:54 PM »
I don't know what half of them are  redface:
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Re: Holby City anyone?
« Reply #4 on: July 17, 2014, 01:00:38 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 17, 2014, 12:54:54 PM
I don't know what half of them are  redface:

I haven't got a clue what "Us&Es" is

One of the vile ones you sometimes get given is the Pituitary function test.  You have to collect 24 hours worth of wee in a container.   noooo:
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Holby City anyone?
« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2014, 01:01:45 PM »
That really is taking the piss  lol:
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Re: Holby City anyone?
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2014, 01:51:07 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on July 17, 2014, 12:54:54 PM
I don't know what half of them are  redface:

Dr Grumpy to the rescue Miss D.  8)

ECG - An electrocardiogram is a test that records the electrical activity of your heart
Us&E - Tests your kidneys are working properly
FBC - Full blood count which measures red cells, white cells and platelet levels. 
HDL - Test high-density lipoprotein cholesterol levels in the bloodstream
Liver Function - As the name suggests, test the liver is working properly.


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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Holby City anyone?
« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2014, 01:52:44 PM »
VAT  :thumbsup:
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Re: Holby City anyone?
« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2014, 01:56:51 PM »
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Re: Holby City anyone?
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2014, 12:06:02 PM »
Quote from: Steve on July 17, 2014, 01:00:38 PM
You have to collect 24 hours worth of wee in a container.

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