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I have arrived, like.At the airport I discovered I had left my Euros at home on the kitchen counter The cabby got lost, understandably as this hotel is a tad "isolated"The manager or whatever seemed startled to see me and pored over a ledger for some time before announcing he was only expecting one new guest today. He showed me the booking. It had my name on it. I showed him my passport and he marvelled at the coincidence.I casually enquired the whereabouts of the nearest bar, restaurant, supermarket, bus stop etc.He produced a hand drawn map with no scale. They are all a bare kilometer walk away down an unlit track. I can confirm that the bathroom drain is in the highest point of the floor and that air con is extra and the wifi only werks within 6 feet of reception.
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on July 02, 2014, 06:32:10 PMI have arrived, like.At the airport I discovered I had left my Euros at home on the kitchen counter The cabby got lost, understandably as this hotel is a tad "isolated"The manager or whatever seemed startled to see me and pored over a ledger for some time before announcing he was only expecting one new guest today. He showed me the booking. It had my name on it. I showed him my passport and he marvelled at the coincidence.I casually enquired the whereabouts of the nearest bar, restaurant, supermarket, bus stop etc.He produced a hand drawn map with no scale. They are all a bare kilometer walk away down an unlit track. I can confirm that the bathroom drain is in the highest point of the floor and that air con is extra and the wifi only werks within 6 feet of reception.It wasn't confusion or being startled. It was the sudden realisation that the man standing before him was the same as that faded photo posted on his office wall. The same photo that is on the office wall of every hotel with big letters underneath stating "BEWARE" in 18 different languages. The master of mayhem and the maelstrom of mongulation was here. In his hotel. Did you hear a loud bang last night? Like a shotgun, temporarily muted by a mouth round it?
My hire car is the crappest car ever. A "Chevrolet Spark". "Brick", more like. What a Dodo!!!It won't take fifth gear downhill!!!Its number plate is POX 1872Quite right!!!!!
Quote from: Nick (I am me again officially) on July 03, 2014, 05:16:09 PM Does the tooter work,,,,,,,,,,,,,
