Friday!
Want to take a present in for my team to share. There are 9.
Chocs?
Collapso?
Individual toys 
Not too pricey but fun
They are terrific and 3 stand to lose their jobs.
But will do well.
Any more suggestions welcome.
Baldy can fuck off! 
Is there anywhere near you that does Krispy Kreme Donuts? You could get a mixed box of 12 in all sorts of colours and combinations, no donuts have more than 1,000 calories each

Several Tescos and IIRC Moto service stations have Krispy Kreme cabinets
or there's Millies Cookies wot do Muffins as well