Nick's holiday (poll)

[Nick]

 

[Barman]

Sex is banned during Ramadan - shouldn't pose too much of a problem......

 

[apc2010]

Sex is banned during Ramadan - shouldn't pose too much of a problem......

 

I think it also includes with yourself........

[Darwins Selection]

I won't have a car you aristocratic mong 

Even the three hour train to Casablanca suspends trolley services during Ramadan 

Mong 

[Grumpmeister]

[topic wander mode]

I once had to get involved in an employee dispute when the guy claimed unfair dismissal because he went on holiday to Marrakesh and someone said "going to get some good drugs then"

It went on for over a year  [/wander]

So Nick, you going to get some good drugs then?

In Nick's case the drugs don't work. There isn't a hallucinogenic on the planet strong enough to create something stranger than a day in the life of the Ginger Shambles. 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

[serious]There is an exemption in the daytime eating rules for 'travellers'. Their motorway services are overflowing all day during Ramadan. [/serious]

Perhaps you should borrow something from Tipsy 

 

Buy a Burka then no one will be able to see you eat.   

[Barman]

[serious]There is an exemption in the daytime eating rules for 'travellers'. Their motorway services are overflowing all day during Ramadan. [/serious]

Perhaps you should borrow something from Tipsy 

 

Buy a Burka then no one will be able to see you eat.   

 

And a fast-track through UK Border Control on the way back too! 

[Miss Demeanour]

What a lot of palaver over nothing   

You will be fine Nick.

They may  not like your country or your chosen beliefs but all that is irrelevant because they love the colour of your money.

It is the one religion everyone understands

[Nick]

UM, I don't think I have any beliefs 

[boogs]

Only you Nick    You never know Nick it may be a case of "everything goes right"      doubt it tho 

[Darwins Selection]

UM, I don't think I have any beliefs 

Said the Chinaman in the hot tub.

[apc2010]

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There are 23 free rooms in São Paulo recently vacated for some reason.....................

[Barman]

I just found an amazing deal on Trivago for you.....











There are 23 free rooms in São Paulo recently vacated for some reason.....................

 

[Steve]

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There are 23 free rooms in São Paulo recently vacated for some reason.....................

 

[Nick]

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