Advisory notices

[Nick]

H&S notice at the college instructs me that "staff, students and visitors MUST familiarise themselves with the sound of the fire alarm" 

Some muppet has now put HAY FEVER advisory notices in the bogs. I can avoid Hay Fever by "not playing in grassy areas"

[Steve]

H&S notice at the college instructs me that "staff, students and visitors MUST familiarise themselves with the sound of the fire alarm" 

Some muppet has now put HAY FEVER advisory notices in the bogs. I can avoid Hay Fever by "not playing in grassy areas"

How about print out some highly coloured advisory notices written by the almost good peeps at the VP?

I offer:  "Posting stupid notices can result in colon problems when people remove them and ram them up your arse"

[Nick]

I heard today that a previous H&S Manager heard that a group of students were going to Oxford to visit the Pitt-Rivers Museum. He insisted that parents were informed that lifebelts would be available 

[Steve]

I heard today that a previous H&S Manager heard that a group of students were going to Oxford to visit the Pitt-Rivers Museum. He insisted that parents were informed that lifebelts would be available