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Re: Nicks all new 'the condom split and I've put my back out' thread.
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2014, 03:54:18 PM »
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Re: Nicks all new 'the condom split and I've put my back out' thread.
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2014, 05:17:56 PM »
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Dinner soon. I have tidied the flat up and put some wine in the fridge, like  :thumbsup:
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Re: Nicks all new 'the condom split and I've put my back out' thread.
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2014, 05:19:58 PM »
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Dinner soon. I have tidied the flat up and put some wine in the fridge, like  :thumbsup:

What could possibly go wrong like....?

...apart from everything....  point:
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Re: Nicks all new 'the condom split and I've put my back out' thread.
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2014, 07:20:37 PM »
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Dinner soon. I have tidied the flat up and put some wine in the fridge, like  :thumbsup:

you will fall over putting your trousers on or if you're very lucky , taking them off. Paramedics will arrive look at the amount of booze you have in the place, assume you are an alky and get you whipped off to the clinic fast like  rubschin:
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Re: Nicks all new 'the condom split and I've put my back out' thread.
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2014, 08:11:44 PM »
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Dinner soon. I have tidied the flat up and put some wine in the fridge, like  :thumbsup:

What could possibly go wrong like....?

...apart from everything....  point:

There is no more space on this planet for gingers like.  noooo: