Weird students

[Nick]

I was asked to observe a "problem" teacher training student today while she was teaching a class.

 

It was like watching a slow motion car crash 

I know LESS about the lymph system now than I did before. 

NEVER in my life have I seen such horror. It felt like time was standing still 

I have recommended we take her out and shoot her.

SHe is Indian and will play the race card 

I have therefore found an Indian lecturer to observe her next class  That will shoot her fox.

[Darwins Selection]

That will shoot her fox.

Are you thinking of red indians?

[Nick]

I would strangle her myself 

[Steve]

We will give you an alibi

[apc2010]

I was asked to observe a "problem" teacher training student today while she was teaching a class.

 

It was like watching a slow motion car crash 

I know LESS about the lymph system now than I did before. 

NEVER in my life have I seen such horror. It felt like time was standing still 

I have recommended we take her out and shoot her.

SHe is Indian and will play the race card 

I have therefore found an Indian lecturer to observe her next class  That will shoot her fox.

Race card......can she give tips for the betting thread........

[Baldy]

I was asked to observe a "problem" teacher training student today while she was teaching a class.

 

It was like watching a slow motion car crash 

I know LESS about the lymph system now than I did before. 

NEVER in my life have I seen such horror. It felt like time was standing still 

I have recommended we take her out and shoot her.

SHe is Indian and will play the race card 

I have therefore found an Indian lecturer to observe her next class  That will shoot her fox.

Race card......can she give tips for the betting thread........

 

[Darwins Selection]

I was asked to observe a "problem" teacher training student today while she was teaching a class.

 

It was like watching a slow motion car crash 

I know LESS about the lymph system now than I did before. 

NEVER in my life have I seen such horror. It felt like time was standing still 

I have recommended we take her out and shoot her.

SHe is Indian and will play the race card 

I have therefore found an Indian lecturer to observe her next class  That will shoot her fox.

Race card......can she give tips for the betting thread........

 

[Nick]

Interviewed a laydee semi-pro footballer today  She applied for a degree course. No qualifications. She then said she really wanted to be a beautician. I floundered a bit and then found her a proper beautician to talk to, like 

[Baldy]

Interviewed a laydee semi-pro footballer today  She applied for a degree course. No qualifications. She then said she really wanted to be a beautician. I floundered a bit and then found her a proper beautician to talk to, like 

That will be the edewcashion system in the UK today.....both staff and stewdents. 

[Nick]

End of last week I interviewed a chap for a Postgrad Teeching corse.  He gave me contact details for a character referee. I e mailed the character referee who replied yesterday so say he had never heard of my interviewee and that this must be a mistake.

I forwarded the e mail to said student and reported that his character referee had never heard of him.

He has just replied, "No, we don't know each other."

[Barman]

End of last week I interviewed a chap for a Postgrad Teeching corse.  He gave me contact details for a character referee. I e mailed the character referee who replied yesterday so say he had never heard of my interviewee and that this must be a mistake.

I forwarded the e mail to said student and reported that his character referee had never heard of him.

He has just replied, "No, we don't know each other."

 

[Steve]

End of last week I interviewed a chap for a Postgrad Teeching corse.  He gave me contact details for a character referee. I e mailed the character referee who replied yesterday so say he had never heard of my interviewee and that this must be a mistake.

I forwarded the e mail to said student and reported that his character referee had never heard of him.

He has just replied, "No, we don't know each other."

 

[Darwins Selection]

End of last week I interviewed a chap for a Postgrad Teeching corse.  He gave me contact details for a character referee. I e mailed the character referee who replied yesterday so say he had never heard of my interviewee and that this must be a mistake.

I forwarded the e mail to said student and reported that his character referee had never heard of him.

He has just replied, "No, we don't know each other."

 

Give him the job, you will get on fine

[Grumpmeister]

End of last week I interviewed a chap for a Postgrad Teeching corse.  He gave me contact details for a character referee. I e mailed the character referee who replied yesterday so say he had never heard of my interviewee and that this must be a mistake.

I forwarded the e mail to said student and reported that his character referee had never heard of him.

He has just replied, "No, we don't know each other."

Just a thought here but could you have mixed up the emails perchance and that was a reference for someone else? 

[Nick]