"Team" working

[Nick]

Does anyone find this works or is it a matter of constantly reassuring people and resolving playground style disputes?

I am managing two teams at present and both are composed of intelligent adults who behave like 6 year olds.

[Darwins Selection]

Does anyone find this works or is it a matter of constantly reassuring people and resolving playground style disputes?

I am managing two teams at present and both are composed of intelligent adults who behave like 6 year olds.

The old group incentive scheme works fine in my opinion.





'One mistake and you're fired'

[Nick]

Miss D will understand 

[Miss Demeanour]

Not the right time to ask me.

Whatever team you have at least one of them will be a nightmare 

[Nick]

Both 

[Nick]

They keep asking me dumb questions    They are meant to be intelligent adults FFS 

[apc2010]

They keep asking me dumb questions    They are meant to be intelligent adults FFS 

   have a beer.....

[Miss Demeanour]

They keep asking me dumb questions    They are meant to be intelligent adults FFS 

Don't make any assumptions 

[Darwins Selection]

They keep asking me dumb questions    They are meant to be intelligent adults FFS 

Maybe they are.

"I asked Mr Nick what to do and he gave me clear instructions. Of course I knew it would all go wrong but he told me what to do"

[Nick]

 

[apc2010]

Bribe them with a new I-pad.......

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Manage their expectations by lowering them at every opportunity is the usual practise.

[Nick]

Sounds like marriage guidance 

[Tipsy Gipsy]

Which might be better given before the  event.

[boogs]

Treat them as you would children     Worked every time for me