The incredible sloping bathroom

[Nick]

Popped in for a quick cuppa with Miss C earlier. Needing a wee, I went to her bathroom which has been converted into one of those "wet room" things.

The slope on the floor is so precipitous that I involuntarily ran across the room and smashed into the far wall. I then hauled myself back towards the bog 

I may sue 

[Steve]

Popped in for a quick cuppa with Miss C earlier. Needing a wee, I went to her bathroom which has been converted into one of those "wet room" things.

The slope on the floor is so precipitous that I involuntarily ran across the room and smashed into the far wall. I then hauled myself back towards the bog 

I may sue 

Wet room skiing - the all new Olympic sport.  Nick can be our gold medal hope for Rio

[Baldy]

Popped in for a quick cuppa with Miss C earlier. Needing a wee, I went to her bathroom which has been converted into one of those "wet room" things.

The slope on the floor is so precipitous that I involuntarily ran across the room and smashed into the far wall. I then hauled myself back towards the bog 

I may sue 

Try aiming into the bog when you need a pee. 

[Nick]

The gradient forced me to lurch past it 

[Baldy]

The gradient forced me to lurch past it 

Do not let it start until you are standing steady in front of it. 

A bit premature methinks. 

[Barman]

Perhaps ginge has reached the age where he needs to sit down to pee..... 

[Nick]

 

[Baldy]

Perhaps ginge has reached the age where he needs to sit down to pee..... 

 

.....and wait a few minutes before he stands up like. 

[Barman]

Perhaps ginge has reached the age where he needs to sit down to pee..... 

 

.....and wait a few minutes before he stands up like. 

Quite.... the muscles get weak 'down there' like..... 

[Baldy]

Perhaps ginge has reached the age where he needs to sit down to pee..... 

 

.....and wait a few minutes before he stands up like. 

Quite.... the muscles get weak 'down there' like..... 

 

[apc2010]

Perhaps ginge has reached the age where he needs to sit down to pee..... 

 

.....and wait a few minutes before he stands up like. 

Quite.... the muscles get weak 'down there' like..... 

 

Nick lend us a tena,,,,,,,,,,

[Barman]

Perhaps ginge has reached the age where he needs to sit down to pee..... 

 

.....and wait a few minutes before he stands up like. 

Quite.... the muscles get weak 'down there' like..... 

 

Nick lend us a tena,,,,,,,,,,

 

[Baldy]

Perhaps ginge has reached the age where he needs to sit down to pee..... 

 

.....and wait a few minutes before he stands up like. 

Quite.... the muscles get weak 'down there' like..... 

 

Nick lend us a tena,,,,,,,,,,