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Apostrophe fight
« on: March 13, 2014, 11:25:39 AM »
Walked past a cafe earlier. Chalk board outside was advertising omelette's, salad boxe's and potatoe's  cussing:

Naturally I licked my finger and corrected it angel1

Some irate wumman shot out and demanded to know what I was doing.

I explained angel1

She fetched some chalk, reinstated the errors and pushed me rather hard in the chest  eeek:
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Re: Apostrophe fight
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2014, 11:30:22 AM »
Walked past a cafe earlier. Chalk board outside was advertising omelette's, salad boxe's and potatoe's  cussing:

Naturally I licked my finger and corrected it angel1

Some irate wumman shot out and demanded to know what I was doing.

I explained angel1

She fetched some chalk, reinstated the errors and pushed me rather hard in the chest  eeek:

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Re: Apostrophe fight
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2014, 11:38:28 AM »
Walked past a cafe earlier. Chalk board outside was advertising omelette's, salad boxe's and potatoe's  cussing:

Naturally I licked my finger and corrected it angel1

Some irate wumman shot out and demanded to know what I was doing.

I explained angel1

She fetched some chalk, reinstated the errors and pushed me rather hard in the chest  eeek:

 lol: lol:

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Re: Apostrophe fight
« Reply #3 on: March 13, 2014, 11:39:53 AM »
Walked past a cafe earlier. Chalk board outside was advertising omelette's, salad boxe's and potatoe's  cussing:

Naturally I licked my finger and corrected it angel1

Some irate wumman shot out and demanded to know what I was doing.

I explained angel1

She fetched some chalk, reinstated the errors and pushed me rather hard in the chest  eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

We should's be tuff on the fick and tuff on the cause's of fick   redface:
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Re: Apostrophe fight
« Reply #4 on: March 13, 2014, 11:42:07 AM »
Walked past a cafe earlier. Chalk board outside was advertising omelette's, salad boxe's and potatoe's  cussing:

Naturally I licked my finger and corrected it angel1

Some irate wumman shot out and demanded to know what I was doing.

I explained angel1

She fetched some chalk, reinstated the error's and pushed me rather hard in the chest  eeek:

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Re: Apostrophe fight
« Reply #5 on: March 13, 2014, 11:48:45 AM »
Walked past a cafe earlier. Chalk board outside was advertising omelette's, salad boxe's and potatoe's  cussing:

Naturally I licked my finger and corrected it angel1

Some irate wumman shot out and demanded to know what I was doing.

I explained angel1

She fetched some chalk, reinstated the errors and pushed me rather hard in the chest  eeek:

You must find your lack of credibility quite demoralising at times.  happy100
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Re: Apostrophe fight
« Reply #6 on: March 13, 2014, 01:01:34 PM »
Never touch a wummans (') frontage without asking  nonono:
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Re: Apostrophe fight
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2014, 04:47:15 PM »
Walked past a cafe earlier. Chalk board outside was advertising omelette's, salad boxe's and potatoe's  cussing:

Naturally I licked my finger and corrected it angel1

Some irate wumman shot out and demanded to know what I was doing.

I explained angel1

She fetched some chalk, reinstated the errors and pushed me rather hard in the chest  eeek:

 lol: lol: lol:
lol: lol: lol: lol:

We should's be tuff on the fick and tuff on the cause's of fick   redface:

As opposed to the cafe owner who is tough on Nick, tough on the causes of Nick  whistle:
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Re: Apostrophe fight
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2014, 03:36:33 PM »



A most excellent idea IMO.
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Re: Apostrophe fight
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2014, 06:06:15 PM »
Cannot read it  noooo:

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Re: Apostrophe fight
« Reply #11 on: March 17, 2014, 06:21:38 PM »
Cannot read it  noooo:

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I googled it and found an embiggened version....  whistle:
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Re: Apostrophe fight
« Reply #12 on: March 17, 2014, 06:29:34 PM »
I googled it and found an embiggened version....  whistle:

Fair enough but I've got a life  ;)

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Re: Apostrophe fight
« Reply #13 on: March 17, 2014, 06:33:51 PM »
I googled it and found an embiggened version....  whistle:

Fair enough but I've got a life  ;)

On my iPad I just "pinched out" and it embiggened all by it self . . . .  whistle:
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end." 

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Re: Apostrophe fight
« Reply #14 on: March 17, 2014, 06:41:04 PM »
Oh, I zoomed out but the definition was too poor to read.

Joking apart, I always do a preview of any picture/link before posting just to make sure it's Ok ~ seems only courteous to do so.