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The Ritual Interrogation
« on: January 26, 2014, 09:49:38 PM »
Tomorrow I have a blood pressure check.

This is the one conducted by the obese smoking nurse Angry9: who lectures me about smoking and makes me do a drinking questionnaire (with picture for the hard of reading) which everyone lies about and then offers me a booklet about healthy eating. cussing:

I detest her  cussing:

Receptionist is quite tasty though  rubschin:
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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2014, 09:56:07 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 26, 2014, 09:49:38 PM
Tomorrow I have a blood pressure check.

This is the one conducted by the obese smoking nurse Angry9: who lectures me about smoking and makes me do a drinking questionnaire (with picture for the hard of reading) which everyone lies about and then offers me a booklet about healthy eating. cussing:

I detest her  cussing:

Receptionist is quite tasty though  rubschin:

Go drunk........ Thumbs:
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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2014, 09:58:57 PM »
Send Baldy you say rubschin:
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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2014, 10:00:36 PM »
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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2014, 05:23:01 AM »
Confuse the hell out of her and deliberately pick the most unhealthy options on the questionnaire.  eveilgrin:
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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2014, 05:48:54 AM »
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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2014, 09:48:04 AM »
Amazing how Amazon can schedule a delivery to exactly coincide with this other appointment  evil: evil:
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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2014, 09:49:19 AM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 27, 2014, 09:48:04 AM
Amazing how Amazon can schedule a delivery to exactly coincide with this other appointment  evil: evil:

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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2014, 12:19:51 PM »
Miss New Nurse is very  eyes: eyes: eyes:

She said my BP was "not bad" which I guess is a technical term.

She asked about my "exercise regime" and I lied. She said I should be walking "with intent"  rubschin: rubschin:

I suggested it sounds like an arrestable offence.
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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2014, 01:34:18 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 27, 2014, 12:19:51 PM
She said I should be walking "with intent"  rubschin: rubschin:

Mincing I hear you say?  rubschin:
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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2014, 09:18:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 27, 2014, 12:19:51 PM
Miss New Nurse is very  eyes: eyes: eyes:

She said my BP was "not bad" which I guess is a technical term.

She asked about my "exercise regime" and I lied. She said I should be walking "with intent"  rubschin: rubschin:

I suggested it sounds like an arrestable offence.


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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2014, 09:18:28 AM »
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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2014, 09:29:28 AM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2014, 09:18:28 AM
Quote from: Just One More on January 27, 2014, 09:18:12 PM

That works for me.
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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2014, 09:47:44 AM »
Quote from: Barman on January 28, 2014, 09:29:28 AM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on January 28, 2014, 09:18:28 AM
Quote from: Just One More on January 27, 2014, 09:18:12 PM

That works for me.
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I bet you even have a staircase going nowhere just for show, eh Mr. Darwin Sir....?

One in each wing, naturally.
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Re: The Ritual Interrogation
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2014, 11:48:29 AM »
I have a wall going nowhere

And a cat that runs up and down stairs


So I figure that counts

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