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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #60 on: January 22, 2014, 07:26:12 PM »
It is my only option  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #61 on: January 22, 2014, 07:31:01 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 22, 2014, 06:28:28 PM
New flight booked  evil:  Ryanair  cussing: Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

A new game to replace CDB, Where's Wally Nick? you say  rubschin:
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #62 on: January 22, 2014, 07:32:33 PM »
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #63 on: January 22, 2014, 07:34:01 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 22, 2014, 07:31:01 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 22, 2014, 06:28:28 PM
New flight booked  evil:  Ryanair  cussing: Banghead Banghead Banghead Banghead

A new game to replace CDB, Where's Wally Nick? you say  rubschin:

40,000 feet!  Thumbs:

Oh wait, 30,000, 20,000, 10,000....  eeek:
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #64 on: January 22, 2014, 07:36:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 22, 2014, 07:32:33 PM
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To be fair Nick between your history of online ordering and Ryanair's infamous 'Manchester Airport, just outside of Sydney' approach there is no telling where you will end up.  point:
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #65 on: January 22, 2014, 07:46:32 PM »
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #66 on: January 22, 2014, 09:53:17 PM »
There are some half dead flowers tied to various trees round here, shall I go and nick borrow them, just in case like?
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #67 on: January 23, 2014, 01:33:34 AM »
Ryanair come into Gatwick.

When my SleazyJets land they usually have about 2500kg of fuel left in them - enough to get to Belfast.

The Ryanairs have about 500kg - enough for one "go around" and then possibly Stanstead if still unable to land at Gatwick or Heathrow.

I hope the weather in and around Lanzarote is good, or you might be landing in the Atlantic.

Sleep tight  :thumbsup:
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #68 on: January 23, 2014, 01:42:11 AM »
Note to self - NEVER under any circumstances fly with Ryanair  eeek:
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #69 on: February 16, 2014, 08:39:33 PM »
Just found out that my bestest mate (since we were 5) will be there the same week in the same place  cloud9:

With his mother in law evil:
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #70 on: February 16, 2014, 09:04:34 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 16, 2014, 08:39:33 PM
Just found out that my bestest mate (since we were 5) will be there the same week in the same place  cloud9:

With his mother in law evil:

 Thumbs:  is she single..... rubschin:
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #71 on: February 16, 2014, 09:15:12 PM »
 cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Tell the truth, she is a game old bird. German. Got engaged to an English soldier in Berlin in 1945. When the promised train to England never arrived she, um, walked here  eeek:
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #72 on: February 16, 2014, 09:53:12 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 16, 2014, 09:15:12 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Tell the truth, she is a game old bird. German. Got engaged to an English soldier in Berlin in 1945. When the promised train to England never arrived she, um, walked here  eeek:
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #73 on: February 16, 2014, 09:56:25 PM »
Quite!! He is still alive but senile. Holiday is respite care. Mate's wife will be there for her mum. Mate needs beer breaks  cloud9:
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Re: Lanzartotty Part Deux
« Reply #74 on: February 16, 2014, 10:10:48 PM »
Quote from: Steve on February 16, 2014, 09:53:12 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on February 16, 2014, 09:15:12 PM
cussing: cussing: cussing: cussing:

Tell the truth, she is a game old bird. German. Got engaged to an English soldier in Berlin in 1945. When the promised train to England never arrived she, um, walked here  eeek:
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Well if she's flying Ryan Air she might need to walk again....... noooo:
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