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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: An E-mail Floods in...
« Reply #30 on: January 06, 2014, 06:10:55 PM »
Forget running away screaming, these reprobates are going to end up putting her in therapy  noooo:
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Re: An E-mail Floods in...
« Reply #31 on: January 06, 2014, 06:11:58 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 06, 2014, 06:09:08 PM
Hi Cheryl!

Good to hear from you...

It is amazing that you would like to write an article for our web site! I can't wait to receive it and get some feedback from our thousands and thousands of readers!

As you know if you have seen the site our articles range from short 200 word essays to multi-thousand word chronicles... if you think that 500 words is a good place to start then I am sure that will be fine!

I was thinking something that would fit in well would be a feature focusing on environmental and health issues with leanings towards Jenny Seagrove and bare feet and Kylie... The tone and style of the article should be serious yet sardonic and of course be remembering the elder age of some of our readership.... and if you could mention gingers in there too that would be lovely...

We understand your sponsorship issues and would be quite happy with a hyper link - some of our elderly members love clicking hyperlinks.... in fact the more hyperlinks you include the happier we will be!

So, we look forward to hearing from you and getting your article published at virtual-pub.com as soon as possible!

Very best wishes (and Happy New Year),

Barman

 Thumbs:  can Baldy get a link too....... rubschin:
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Re: An E-mail Floods in...
« Reply #32 on: January 06, 2014, 06:40:54 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 06, 2014, 06:09:08 PM
Hi Cheryl!

Good to hear from you...

It is amazing that you would like to write an article for our web site! I can't wait to receive it and get some feedback from our thousands and thousands of readers!

As you know if you have seen the site our articles range from short 200 word essays to multi-thousand word chronicles... if you think that 500 words is a good place to start then I am sure that will be fine!

I was thinking something that would fit in well would be a feature focusing on environmental and health issues with leanings towards Jenny Seagrove and bare feet and Kylie... The tone and style of the article should be serious yet sardonic and of course be remembering the elder age of some of our readership.... and if you could mention gingers in there too that would be lovely...

We understand your sponsorship issues and would be quite happy with a hyper link - some of our elderly members love clicking hyperlinks.... in fact the more hyperlinks you include the happier we will be!

So, we look forward to hearing from you and getting your article published at virtual-pub.com as soon as possible!

Very best wishes (and Happy New Year),

Barman

 lol: lol: 
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Re: An E-mail Floods in...
« Reply #33 on: January 06, 2014, 06:43:31 PM »
He is a twat noooo:  I doubt she will rise the the challenge now
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Re: An E-mail Floods in...
« Reply #34 on: January 06, 2014, 06:47:24 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 06, 2014, 06:43:31 PM
He is a twat noooo:  I doubt she will rise the the challenge now

Was the ginger bit too much...?  rubschin:
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Re: An E-mail Floods in...
« Reply #35 on: January 06, 2014, 06:48:32 PM »
Quote from: Barman on January 06, 2014, 06:47:24 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on January 06, 2014, 06:43:31 PM
He is a twat noooo:  I doubt she will rise the the challenge now

Was the ginger bit too much...?  rubschin:

A complete giveaway.  noooo:
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Re: An E-mail Floods in...
« Reply #36 on: January 06, 2014, 07:15:23 PM »
All the above 35 posts happy001

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Re: An E-mail Floods in...
« Reply #37 on: January 10, 2014, 04:26:36 PM »
We are still waiting .......... noooo:
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Re: An E-mail Floods in...
« Reply #38 on: January 10, 2014, 04:33:02 PM »
She's probably moved house and changed her email address now  noooo:
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Re: An E-mail Floods in...
« Reply #39 on: January 10, 2014, 04:34:11 PM »
Quote from: Grumpmeister on January 10, 2014, 04:33:02 PM
She's probably moved house and changed her email address now  noooo:

Shame ...we gave her all those good ideas ......... noooo:
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« Reply #40 on: January 10, 2014, 04:34:29 PM »
No reply....  noooo:
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Re: An E-mail Floods in...
« Reply #41 on: January 10, 2014, 04:35:48 PM »
Must have been a lezzer........ noooo:
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« Reply #42 on: January 10, 2014, 04:36:40 PM »
Quote from: apc2010 on January 10, 2014, 04:35:48 PM
Must have been a lezzer........ noooo:

A carpet muncher for sure!  Thumbs:
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Re: An E-mail Floods in...
« Reply #43 on: February 25, 2014, 07:00:24 AM »
'Cheryl' writes again....  rubschin:

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Hi

I hope you do not mind me mailing you but I would like to introduce
myself.

My name is Amy and I am currently working hard to establish myself as a
freelance writer. I have now written for several websites on varying
topics and my articles have been well received.

I wondered if you would feel able to place some of my work on your
website virtual-pub.com

The pieces I have had accepted so far were around 500 words in length.
If you would like to go ahead it would help me greatly if you would
specify a particular subject, style and tone, as I quickly discovered
that versatility in my writing is essential. I am confident that you
would find my work engaging and authoritative. I can also guarantee that
it will be original: all my own work! It would be helpful to me if I
could include one hyperlink in the article.

If you are interested please get in touch with me.

Best wishes and thank you.



Cheryl

Editorial Manager
www.specialistauthors.com
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Re: An E-mail Floods in...
« Reply #44 on: February 25, 2014, 07:01:53 AM »
We need more posts ......can she split up the article..... rubschin:
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