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Re: What's yer name fella... Nick.. Come up onto the stage Nick
« Reply #30 on: November 03, 2013, 10:28:16 PM »
Doc Martin's. He did a full half hour on vajazzles and had wimmin shouting out their favourite names for their lady parts. It was amazing  eeek:

Poor chap next to me got the brunt of everything for two hours. His GF nearly died laughing  noooo:
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Re: What's yer name fella... Nick.. Come up onto the stage Nick
« Reply #31 on: November 03, 2013, 10:33:23 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 03, 2013, 10:28:16 PM
Doc Martin's. He did a full half hour on vajazzles and had wimmin shouting out their favourite names for their lady parts. It was amazing  eeek:

Poor chap next to me got the brunt of everything for two hours. His GF nearly died laughing  noooo:

Come back to Cyprus and we will go and see Apey do stand up.....you will enjoy it. Thumbs:   eveilgrin:
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Re: What's yer name fella... Nick.. Come up onto the stage Nick
« Reply #32 on: November 03, 2013, 10:39:49 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 03, 2013, 10:28:16 PM
Doc Martin's. He did a full half hour on vajazzles and had wimmin shouting out their favourite names for their lady parts. It was amazing  eeek:

Poor chap next to me got the brunt of everything for two hours. His GF nearly died laughing  noooo:

I meant das boot...... ::)
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Re: What's yer name fella... Nick.. Come up onto the stage Nick
« Reply #33 on: November 03, 2013, 10:42:01 PM »
Some Grade A porridge wog bashing too!  :thumbsup:
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Re: What's yer name fella... Nick.. Come up onto the stage Nick
« Reply #34 on: November 03, 2013, 10:43:14 PM »
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Re: What's yer name fella... Nick.. Come up onto the stage Nick
« Reply #35 on: November 03, 2013, 10:44:07 PM »
One bloke on the front row declared himself to be a financial adviser. PL asked him about the Euro. FA said we should never have joined it


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Re: What's yer name fella... Nick.. Come up onto the stage Nick
« Reply #36 on: November 03, 2013, 10:45:57 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 03, 2013, 10:44:07 PM
One bloke on the front row declared himself to be a financial adviser. PL asked him about the Euro. FA said we should never have joined it


 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001 happy001

What a  Wankah: (the FA BTW) happy001 happy001
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Re: What's yer name fella... Nick.. Come up onto the stage Nick
« Reply #37 on: November 03, 2013, 10:51:38 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 03, 2013, 10:02:17 PM
I am back like  :thumbsup:

Made the mistake of wearing that roll neck sweater. He had me tagged as a U boat commander from the off and insisted on speaking to me in German all evening  evil:

"Vot is your name"

"Don't tell him Nick"
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Re: What's yer name fella... Nick.. Come up onto the stage Nick
« Reply #38 on: November 03, 2013, 10:56:10 PM »
Quote from: Just One More on November 03, 2013, 10:51:38 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 03, 2013, 10:02:17 PM
I am back like  :thumbsup:

Made the mistake of wearing that roll neck sweater. He had me tagged as a U boat commander from the off and insisted on speaking to me in German all evening  evil:

"Vot is your name"

"Don't tell him Nick"

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Re: What's yer name fella... Nick.. Come up onto the stage Nick
« Reply #39 on: November 03, 2013, 11:19:32 PM »
Quote from: Baldy on November 03, 2013, 10:56:10 PM
Quote from: Just One More on November 03, 2013, 10:51:38 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 03, 2013, 10:02:17 PM
I am back like  :thumbsup:

Made the mistake of wearing that roll neck sweater. He had me tagged as a U boat commander from the off and insisted on speaking to me in German all evening  evil:

"Vot is your name"

"Don't tell him Nick"

 lol: lol:
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Re: What's yer name fella... Nick.. Come up onto the stage Nick
« Reply #40 on: November 03, 2013, 11:24:57 PM »
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Re: What's yer name fella... Nick.. Come up onto the stage Nick
« Reply #41 on: November 03, 2013, 11:29:44 PM »
So seriously, was he good?
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Re: What's yer name fella... Nick.. Come up onto the stage Nick
« Reply #42 on: November 03, 2013, 11:31:49 PM »
My sides are still aching  :thumbsup:

He had his script but he was brill at dealing with the audience. Highly recommended. Fabulous ad libs.
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Re: What's yer name fella... Nick.. Come up onto the stage Nick
« Reply #43 on: November 03, 2013, 11:33:54 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on November 03, 2013, 11:31:49 PM
My sides are still aching  :thumbsup:

He had his script but he was brill at dealing with the audience. Highly recommended. Fabulous ad libs.
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Re: What's yer name fella... Nick.. Come up onto the stage Nick
« Reply #44 on: November 03, 2013, 11:39:31 PM »
If he is near you go and see him. A real treat for me tonight, despite the U boat stuff  evil:
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