Level crossing idiocy

[Nick]

£100 million? 

More moments of madness at UK's level crossings

Grow up or let Darwin get you you mongs

[Baldy]

£100 million? 

More moments of madness at UK's level crossings

Grow up or let Darwin get you you mongs

 

[Barman]

£100 million? 

More moments of madness at UK's level crossings

Grow up or let Darwin get you you mongs

Amazing.... 

[Landlady]

Oh err - the 2nd one (silly young chappie) really made me flinch..............bloody hell if it took off his baseball cap it MUST have been close 

[Nick]

There are three footpaths I use regularly on little walks which have pedestrian level crossings. I bet they all get blocked. 

I did meet an old wumman at one once while waiting for a train to pass. She went to cross and I said "Train's coming!"

She said, "only a shower young man," and crossed. The Nogbush to London express missed her by inches 

[Baldy]

There are three footpaths I use regularly on little walks which have pedestrian level crossings. I bet they all get blocked. 

I did meet an old wumman at one once while waiting for a train to pass. She went to cross and I said "Train's coming!"

She said, "only a shower young man," and crossed. The Nogbush to London express missed her by inches 

Such a shame. 

[Barman]

 

I thought the most amazing thing about the video was the comment that they were thinking of having cameras that could see the number plates....

FFS! We have been shown videos like this for years and years - move the fucking cameras to a spot where they can record the registration number! 

Oh look, here is another car that has destroyed a £50,000 barrier - if only the camera hadn't just caught the side view.... 

Cameras cost about 50p these days....

[Baldy]

I thought the most amazing thing about the video was the comment that they were thinking of having cameras that could see the number plates....

FFS! We have been shown videos like this for years and years - move the fucking cameras to a spot where they can record the registration number! 

Oh look, here is another car that has destroyed a £50,000 barrier - if only the camera hadn't just caught the side view.... 

Cameras cost about 50p these days....

Hence BMbedcam.com starring Foggy and whoever she decides to invite. 

[Nick]

Mr Thread?

[Barman]

I thought the most amazing thing about the video was the comment that they were thinking of having cameras that could see the number plates....

FFS! We have been shown videos like this for years and years - move the fucking cameras to a spot where they can record the registration number! 

Oh look, here is another car that has destroyed a £50,000 barrier - if only the camera hadn't just caught the side view.... 

Cameras cost about 50p these days....

Hence BMbedcam.com starring Foggy and whoever she decides to invite. 

The wide-angle lens cost more than the camera..... 

[Baldy]

I thought the most amazing thing about the video was the comment that they were thinking of having cameras that could see the number plates....

FFS! We have been shown videos like this for years and years - move the fucking cameras to a spot where they can record the registration number! 

Oh look, here is another car that has destroyed a £50,000 barrier - if only the camera hadn't just caught the side view.... 

Cameras cost about 50p these days....

Hence BMbedcam.com starring Foggy and whoever she decides to invite. 

The wide-angle lens cost more than the camera..... 

You need it for her.... Poor Apey 

[Nick]