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Offline Pastis

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Boy is accused of sausage assault
« on: August 22, 2007, 04:06:49 PM »
Is there something we should be told?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/6958826.stm

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The Boy was accused of throwing the pork snack at a 74-year-old man in Woodhouse Park, south Manchester.

 eeek:

I suppose it could happen to anyone... err... anywhere...
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Re: Boy is accused of sausage assault
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2007, 04:16:24 PM »
S'normal. Why they prosecute I canna say. August praps cry:
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Re: Boy is accused of sausage assault
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2007, 04:49:07 PM »
Ridiculous cussing:
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Re: Boy is accused of sausage assault
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2007, 05:05:04 PM »
When I read the title of this thread, my immediate reaction was:

"Oh my God! I thought Nick had said he'd gone shooting? So what's he doing assaulting people with snorkers?"

And then I looked at the initiating author, only to be thankful it was not Nick. Still read the thread though, in case it still was 'The Boy'.
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Re: Boy is accused of sausage assault
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2007, 06:08:07 PM »
i'm always waving my porky chopper around *






















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Re: Boy is accused of sausage assault
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2007, 06:09:33 PM »
We do indeed. I am resorting to the microscope now!
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