The all new Nick, Miss C and Mr C go out for lunch thread

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Told you that LL would help you.  I hear you are trimming some straggly bushes later today.

It will be up the rickety ladder for him, with the electric hedge trimmer in a few minutes 

Have to find some excuses (ie: my poor little lady arms are too weak  ) to include him in the garden maintenance and it also gives me huge opportunity to yell irritating directions to him (such as you are not doing that correctly) and have another chance at the life insurance lottery 

I feel it is my task in life to ensure he gets up off his lardy arse and out of subterranean world sometimes 

  An excellent use of your time if I may say so.

May I suggest that you do not under any circumstances hold the ladder steady and look up.  I did that once (not with BM obviously)  it took me a very long time and many stiff drinks to recover. 

[Barman]

Told you that LL would help you.  I hear you are trimming some straggly bushes later today.

It will be up the rickety ladder for him, with the electric hedge trimmer in a few minutes 

Have to find some excuses (ie: my poor little lady arms are too weak  ) to include him in the garden maintenance and it also gives me huge opportunity to yell irritating directions to him (such as you are not doing that correctly) and have another chance at the life insurance lottery 

I feel it is my task in life to ensure he gets up off his lardy arse and out of subterranean world sometimes 

  An excellent use of your time if I may say so.

May I suggest that you do not under any circumstances hold the ladder steady and look up.  I did that once (not with BM obviously)  it took me a very long time and many stiff drinks to recover. 

 

[Darwins Selection]

Told you that LL would help you.  I hear you are trimming some straggly bushes later today.

It will be up the rickety ladder for him, with the electric hedge trimmer in a few minutes 

Have to find some excuses (ie: my poor little lady arms are too weak  ) to include him in the garden maintenance and it also gives me huge opportunity to yell irritating directions to him (such as you are not doing that correctly) and have another chance at the life insurance lottery 

I feel it is my task in life to ensure he gets up off his lardy arse and out of subterranean world sometimes 

  An excellent use of your time if I may say so.

May I suggest that you do not under any circumstances hold the ladder steady and look up.  I did that once (not with BM obviously)  it took me a very long time and many stiff drinks to recover. 

It would only be the drinks.
No danger of shock from BM up a ladder with his 3.5inch floppy. 

[Landlady]

Told you that LL would help you.  I hear you are trimming some straggly bushes later today.

It will be up the rickety ladder for him, with the electric hedge trimmer in a few minutes 

Have to find some excuses (ie: my poor little lady arms are too weak  ) to include him in the garden maintenance and it also gives me huge opportunity to yell irritating directions to him (such as you are not doing that correctly) and have another chance at the life insurance lottery 

I feel it is my task in life to ensure he gets up off his lardy arse and out of subterranean world sometimes 

  An excellent use of your time if I may say so.

May I suggest that you do not under any circumstances hold the ladder steady and look up.  I did that once (not with BM obviously)  it took me a very long time and many stiff drinks to recover. 

It would only be the drinks.
No danger of shock from BM up a ladder with his 3.5inch floppy. 

That's officially a Microfloppy 

[Barman]

Told you that LL would help you.  I hear you are trimming some straggly bushes later today.

It will be up the rickety ladder for him, with the electric hedge trimmer in a few minutes 

Have to find some excuses (ie: my poor little lady arms are too weak  ) to include him in the garden maintenance and it also gives me huge opportunity to yell irritating directions to him (such as you are not doing that correctly) and have another chance at the life insurance lottery 

I feel it is my task in life to ensure he gets up off his lardy arse and out of subterranean world sometimes 

  An excellent use of your time if I may say so.

May I suggest that you do not under any circumstances hold the ladder steady and look up.  I did that once (not with BM obviously)  it took me a very long time and many stiff drinks to recover. 

It would only be the drinks.
No danger of shock from BM up a ladder with his 3.5inch floppy. 

[Landlady]

Told you that LL would help you.  I hear you are trimming some straggly bushes later today.

It will be up the rickety ladder for him, with the electric hedge trimmer in a few minutes 

Have to find some excuses (ie: my poor little lady arms are too weak  ) to include him in the garden maintenance and it also gives me huge opportunity to yell irritating directions to him (such as you are not doing that correctly) and have another chance at the life insurance lottery 

I feel it is my task in life to ensure he gets up off his lardy arse and out of subterranean world sometimes 

  An excellent use of your time if I may say so.

May I suggest that you do not under any circumstances hold the ladder steady and look up.  I did that once (not with BM obviously)  it took me a very long time and many stiff drinks to recover. 

It would only be the drinks.
No danger of shock from BM up a ladder with his 3.5inch floppy. 

I'll have to watch out for you in the bamboo ..................... and I thought that was the snakes 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Told you that LL would help you.  I hear you are trimming some straggly bushes later today.

It will be up the rickety ladder for him, with the electric hedge trimmer in a few minutes 

Have to find some excuses (ie: my poor little lady arms are too weak  ) to include him in the garden maintenance and it also gives me huge opportunity to yell irritating directions to him (such as you are not doing that correctly) and have another chance at the life insurance lottery 

I feel it is my task in life to ensure he gets up off his lardy arse and out of subterranean world sometimes 

  An excellent use of your time if I may say so.

May I suggest that you do not under any circumstances hold the ladder steady and look up.  I did that once (not with BM obviously)  it took me a very long time and many stiff drinks to recover. 

It would only be the drinks.
No danger of shock from BM up a ladder with his 3.5inch floppy. 

I'll have to watch out for you in the bamboo ..................... and I thought that was the snakes 

Ahh that will be the fake Cypriot trouser snake.

[Landlady]

Told you that LL would help you.  I hear you are trimming some straggly bushes later today.

It will be up the rickety ladder for him, with the electric hedge trimmer in a few minutes 

Have to find some excuses (ie: my poor little lady arms are too weak  ) to include him in the garden maintenance and it also gives me huge opportunity to yell irritating directions to him (such as you are not doing that correctly) and have another chance at the life insurance lottery 

I feel it is my task in life to ensure he gets up off his lardy arse and out of subterranean world sometimes 

  An excellent use of your time if I may say so.

May I suggest that you do not under any circumstances hold the ladder steady and look up.  I did that once (not with BM obviously)  it took me a very long time and many stiff drinks to recover. 

It would only be the drinks.
No danger of shock from BM up a ladder with his 3.5inch floppy. 

I'll have to watch out for you in the bamboo ..................... and I thought that was the snakes 

Ahh that will be the fake Cypriot trouser snake.

That old sock sausage trick again - don't they know we are too wise to be fooled by that one Miss C 

[Nick]

 

[Miss Creant Commander of the picklement and baking BAb(Hons)]

Told you that LL would help you.  I hear you are trimming some straggly bushes later today.

It will be up the rickety ladder for him, with the electric hedge trimmer in a few minutes 

Have to find some excuses (ie: my poor little lady arms are too weak  ) to include him in the garden maintenance and it also gives me huge opportunity to yell irritating directions to him (such as you are not doing that correctly) and have another chance at the life insurance lottery 

I feel it is my task in life to ensure he gets up off his lardy arse and out of subterranean world sometimes 

  An excellent use of your time if I may say so.

May I suggest that you do not under any circumstances hold the ladder steady and look up.  I did that once (not with BM obviously)  it took me a very long time and many stiff drinks to recover. 

It would only be the drinks.
No danger of shock from BM up a ladder with his 3.5inch floppy. 

I'll have to watch out for you in the bamboo ..................... and I thought that was the snakes 

Ahh that will be the fake Cypriot trouser snake.

That old sock sausage trick again - don't they know we are too wise to be fooled by that one Miss C 

It would seem not, for we are the wise women.

Blackadder - Wise woman

[boogs]

Interesting that Scotland is seperated from the rest of the UK and has 3 ins more  why not combine and  have the UK average bigger 

[Darwins Selection]

Interesting that Scotland is seperated from the rest of the UK and has 3 ins more  why not combine and  have the UK average bigger 

Don't get your hopes up, that's 0.3 ins more.

[Barman]

Interesting that Scotland is seperated from the rest of the UK and has 3 ins more  why not combine and  have the UK average bigger 

Or 'twin' with Congo.... 

[boogs]

Interesting that Scotland is seperated from the rest of the UK and has 3 ins more  why not combine and  have the UK average bigger 

Or 'twin' with Congo.... 

I am sure we ladies wish   

Load of rubish about the Scottish anyway IME 

[Darwins Selection]

Interesting that Scotland is seperated from the rest of the UK and has 3 ins more  why not combine and  have the UK average bigger 

Or 'twin' with Congo.... 

I am sure we ladies wish   

Load of rubish about the Scottish anyway IME 

Have you surveyed a statistically significant quantity?