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Re: The all new Nick, Miss C and Mr C go out for lunch thread
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2013, 06:30:31 PM »
Your fingers fell off?  eeek:That explains it!  :thumbsup: Or was that the insinkerator too  rubschin:

Don't mention the insinkerator....  noooo:

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Re: The all new Nick, Miss C and Mr C go out for lunch thread
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2013, 06:31:10 PM »
Or the chair
Or the microwave
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Re: The all new Nick, Miss C and Mr C go out for lunch thread
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2013, 06:37:33 PM »
Or the flooded bathroom....  noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick, Miss C and Mr C go out for lunch thread
« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2013, 06:39:48 PM »
Or the office floor  noooo:
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Re: The all new Nick, Miss C and Mr C go out for lunch thread
« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2013, 06:48:53 PM »
Or her underwear.  noooo:

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Re: The all new Nick, Miss C and Mr C go out for lunch thread
« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2013, 06:49:24 PM »
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Re: The all new Nick, Miss C and Mr C go out for lunch thread
« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2013, 06:55:58 PM »
You do realise Miss A will come back, listen to your explanation and then log into here to find out what really happened....  whistle:
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Re: The all new Nick, Miss C and Mr C go out for lunch thread
« Reply #23 on: October 20, 2013, 06:58:51 PM »
You do realise Miss A will come back, listen to your explanation and then log into here to find out what really happened....  whistle:

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Re: The all new Nick, Miss C and Mr C go out for lunch thread
« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2013, 04:46:32 AM »
You do realise Miss A will come back, listen to your explanation and then log into here to find out what really happened....  whistle:

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Re: The all new Nick, Miss C and Mr C go out for lunch thread
« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2013, 07:06:59 AM »
We have agreed to meet in the plague village.

What can possibly go wrong?  rubschin:


If you are now confirming your planned supper you must be back from lunch now - sooooooooooooooooooo  whistle:

We are meeting on Wednesday LL.  I am indeed taking a Dalek and a flame thrower but no beans, they are in a tumble dryer somewhere in Scotland apparently, along with my not so freshly picked fennel. confused:
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Re: The all new Nick, Miss C and Mr C go out for lunch thread
« Reply #26 on: October 21, 2013, 05:14:07 PM »
We have agreed to meet in the plague village.

What can possibly go wrong?  rubschin:


If you are now confirming your planned supper you must be back from lunch now - sooooooooooooooooooo  whistle:

We are meeting on Wednesday LL.  I am indeed taking a Dalek and a flame thrower but no beans, they are in a tumble dryer somewhere in Scotland apparently, along with my not so freshly picked fennel. confused:

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Re: The all new Nick, Miss C and Mr C go out for lunch thread
« Reply #27 on: October 21, 2013, 05:15:42 PM »
We have agreed to meet in the plague village.

What can possibly go wrong?  rubschin:


If you are now confirming your planned supper you must be back from lunch now - sooooooooooooooooooo  whistle:

We are meeting on Wednesday LL.  I am indeed taking a Dalek and a flame thrower but no beans, they are in a tumble dryer somewhere in Scotland apparently, along with my not so freshly picked fennel. confused:

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Re: The all new Nick, Miss C and Mr C go out for lunch thread
« Reply #28 on: October 23, 2013, 07:25:15 AM »
Countdown to departure
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Re: The all new Nick, Miss C and Mr C go out for lunch thread
« Reply #29 on: October 23, 2013, 07:37:19 AM »
Countdown to departure


Indeed, we are counting down here too.  Mr C will tie my best napkin around my throat and I am under strict instruction not to throw my cutlery about. noooo:
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