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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Young love
« on: October 13, 2013, 06:12:28 PM »
Met an ex's daughter for lunch today.  She lives in Edinburgh so I dont get to see her very much but we have always stayed in touch. She is 18 next year.

She was chatting away about her boyfriend (same age ) then says apparently she is his 38th sexual partner and that's her lucky number so this was a good sign  !!!!!!!
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Re: Young love
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2013, 06:13:21 PM »
I know the feeling  NickSick
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Re: Young love
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2013, 06:14:09 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2013, 06:12:28 PM
Met an ex's daughter for lunch today.  She lives in Edinburgh so I dont get to see her very much but we have always stayed in touch. She is 18 next year.

She was chatting away about her boyfriend (same age ) then says apparently she is his 38th sexual partner and that's her lucky number so this was a good sign  !!!!!!!

How many has she had tho........ rubschin:
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Re: Young love
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2013, 06:16:37 PM »
She has had 5 .

Then she went onto talk about how none of them have lasted more than a few minutes in the sack and that she has never reached satisfaction herself if you know what I mean.

I pity the other diners around us
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Re: Young love
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2013, 06:20:39 PM »
Sausages?
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Re: Young love
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2013, 06:24:43 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2013, 06:16:37 PM
She has had 5 .

Then she went onto talk about how none of them have lasted more than a few minutes in the sack and that she has never reached satisfaction herself if you know what I mean.

I pity the other diners around us
Oh I would have loved to be ear-wigging that conversation  eeek:

But to be honest I'm not sure I would have been able to keep a straight face   noooo:
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Re: Young love
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2013, 06:25:43 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2013, 06:16:37 PM
She has had 5 .

Then she went onto talk about how none of them have lasted more than a few minutes in the sack and that she has never reached satisfaction herself if you know what I mean.

I pity the other diners around us

 noooo: noooo:
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Re: Young love
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2013, 06:26:27 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2013, 06:16:37 PM
She has had 5 .

Then she went onto talk about how none of them have lasted more than a few minutes in the sack and that she has never reached satisfaction herself if you know what I mean.

I pity the other diners around us

Isn't that normal  ;)
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Offline Miss Demeanour

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Re: Young love
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2013, 06:32:45 PM »
Well I tried me best to educate her LL !!!
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Re: Young love
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2013, 06:34:40 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2013, 06:32:45 PM
Well I tried me best to educate her LL !!!


Did you quote ''Quality not quantity'' and put on a suitably poo type face  ;D
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Re: Young love
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2013, 06:35:08 PM »
 Popcorn:
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Re: Young love
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2013, 06:36:04 PM »
Well I went for the make sure you get yours first approach lol:
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Re: Young love
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2013, 06:36:42 PM »
 Shocked:
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Re: Young love
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2013, 06:41:04 PM »
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2013, 06:36:04 PM
Well I went for the make sure you get yours first approach lol:

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Re: Young love
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2013, 06:42:00 PM »
Quote from: Landlady on October 13, 2013, 06:41:04 PM
Quote from: Miss Demeanour on October 13, 2013, 06:36:04 PM
Well I went for the make sure you get yours first approach lol:

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Baldy does on-line sales....... rubschin:
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