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Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2013, 05:36:11 PM »
That is sadly true  noooo: noooo:
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Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2013, 07:08:51 PM »




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Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2013, 07:21:44 PM »
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Mrs Nick has always been able to promote her considerable abilities in the area of innovative use of time spent in devolving responsibilities to other members of staff and achieving surprising levels of productivity.

It could never be said that she was irresponsible at any time of crisis and always allowed her subordinates to demonstrate innovation while she stood back.
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In all Mrs Nicks years here no one died accidentally and to the best of our knowledge levels of Ebola plague remained below African averages.

She is an enthusiastic contributor to staff meetings and at no time exhibits any tendencies to self-doubt.
Having read many of her reports I can confirm they are not the worst I have seen and I admire her pioneering work in developing new uses for the apostrophe.
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Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2013, 07:22:13 AM »
This is escalating and heading in the general direction of  argue:  with a touch of  fence:  and  boxing
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Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
« Reply #19 on: September 20, 2013, 07:35:51 AM »
worthy:

Mrs Nick has always been able to promote her considerable abilities in the area of innovative use of time spent in devolving responsibilities to other members of staff and achieving surprising levels of productivity.

It could never be said that she was irresponsible at any time of crisis and always allowed her subordinates to demonstrate innovation while she stood back.
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In all Mrs Nicks years here no one died accidentally and to the best of our knowledge levels of Ebola plague remained below African averages.

She is an enthusiastic contributor to staff meetings and at no time exhibits any tendencies to self-doubt.
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and as far as we know her tendencies to self harm in front of the students is now well under control apart from the last unfortunate incident, it is our understanding that Arbutt will be readt to leave the Institutuin within the next year.








I think that the fact that she is Mrs Nick rather proves beyond reasonable doubt that she is bonkers. angel1

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Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2013, 08:09:24 AM »
worthy:

Mrs Nick has always been able to promote her considerable abilities in the area of innovative use of time spent in devolving responsibilities to other members of staff and achieving surprising levels of productivity.

It could never be said that she was irresponsible at any time of crisis and always allowed her subordinates to demonstrate innovation while she stood back.
:thumbsup: happy001

can we add more?

In all Mrs Nicks years here no one died accidentally and to the best of our knowledge levels of Ebola plague remained below African averages.

She is an enthusiastic contributor to staff meetings and at no time exhibits any tendencies to self-doubt.
.......

and as far as we know her tendencies to self harm in front of the students is now well under control apart from the last unfortunate incident, it is our understanding that Arbutt will be readt to leave the Institutuin within the next year.








I think that the fact that she is Mrs Nick rather proves beyond reasonable doubt that she is bonkers. angel1

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Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2013, 09:50:28 AM »
Bravo one & all. :thumbsup:
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Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2013, 01:31:45 PM »