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Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
« on: September 18, 2013, 12:16:21 PM »
She is being made redundant as of the end of this month. Not good at 59  noooo:

The Dean of her Faculty ,ust write a reference for her but barely knows her as he is new.

He has told her to write her own and he will endorse it.


She has just called me ME!! eeek: to ask if I can write it for her  Shocked:
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Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2013, 12:21:30 PM »
Is her memory affected too then?   rubschin:
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Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2013, 12:22:23 PM »
Whose?
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Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2013, 12:24:53 PM »
What?
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Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2013, 12:25:42 PM »
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Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2013, 01:02:01 PM »
Hide your dosh now,,,,,,,,,, Thumbs:
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Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2013, 01:08:36 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 18, 2013, 12:16:21 PM
She is being made redundant as of the end of this month. Not good at 59  noooo:

The Dean of her Faculty ,ust write a reference for her but barely knows her as he is new.

He has told her to write her own and he will endorse it.


She has just called me ME!! eeek: to ask if I can write it for her  Shocked:
There is scope for some innovative use of English and treble negatives for you there.  whistle:
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Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2013, 01:11:18 PM »
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Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2013, 01:20:06 PM »
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 18, 2013, 01:11:18 PM
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Mrs Nick has always been able to promote her considerable abilities in the area of innovative use of time spent in devolving responsibilities to other members of staff and achieving surprising levels of productivity.

It could never be said that she was irresponsible at any time of crisis and always allowed her subordinates to demonstrate innovation while she stood back.
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Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2013, 01:33:05 PM »
Most excellent DS. worthy: worthy:
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Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
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Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2013, 03:53:13 PM »
Get her out into the real world where she has to werk for a living. Too many people just pretending to do a job and waiting for early retirement/pensions. noooo:

Loads of werk shy idiots I have known did as such, too many of them in the grave on an early ticket. noooo:
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Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2013, 04:12:28 PM »
Has she not got a pension she could take at 59 or preferably live on her redundancy and dole till she is 60 and then take pension... Shrugs:

Perhaps she will want to move in with you .... rubschin:
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Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2013, 04:19:31 PM »
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2013, 01:20:06 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 18, 2013, 01:11:18 PM
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Mrs Nick has always been able to promote her considerable abilities in the area of innovative use of time spent in devolving responsibilities to other members of staff and achieving surprising levels of productivity.

It could never be said that she was irresponsible at any time of crisis and always allowed her subordinates to demonstrate innovation while she stood back.
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can we add more?

In all Mrs Nicks years here no one died accidentally and to the best of our knowledge levels of Ebola plague remained below African averages.
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Re: Conclusive proof that Mrs Nick is bonkers
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2013, 04:55:18 PM »
Quote from: Steve on September 18, 2013, 04:19:31 PM
Quote from: Darwins Selection on September 18, 2013, 01:20:06 PM
Quote from: Nick (GC First Class) on September 18, 2013, 01:11:18 PM
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Mrs Nick has always been able to promote her considerable abilities in the area of innovative use of time spent in devolving responsibilities to other members of staff and achieving surprising levels of productivity.

It could never be said that she was irresponsible at any time of crisis and always allowed her subordinates to demonstrate innovation while she stood back.
:thumbsup: happy001

can we add more?

In all Mrs Nicks years here no one died accidentally and to the best of our knowledge levels of Ebola plague remained below African averages.

She is an enthusiastic contributor to staff meetings and at no time exhibits any tendencies to self-doubt.
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