The All New LL Is Away Booze-A-Thon Thread

[Misty]

You are all a load of very naughty cheeky pubbet's 

Fancy planning this party just because I am away...............speaks volumes of the high regard you hold me in 

Decision made - you are all barred 

  I am merely chaperoning.

[Misty]

  WTF is that?

Once we have the webcam on line we'll see on the day.  Me I'm expecting to see bacon wrapped around it to make it at least visible without a magnifying glass

Holding the bacon slice on by skewering it to the said chipolta with a cocktail stick - of course 

I notice you said skewering it on with a cocktail stick,.....not a skewer. 

That certainly says a lot.

[boogs]

OMG  Feel better about not being wanted now  ....

You are wanted Sis - you just have more important items already scheduled in your social calendar 

  thank you sis 

[Landlady]

You are all a load of very naughty cheeky pubbet's 

Fancy planning this party just because I am away...............speaks volumes of the high regard you hold me in 

Decision made - you are all barred 

  I am merely chaperoning.

I have just informed BM where his new medical insurance card is kept 

Covers all forms of accident, including but not limited to:

Death by chocolate
Death by tango
Death by skewered chipolata
Death by pickled liver
Death by ear drum exploding

Have a good time 

[Barman]

You are all a load of very naughty cheeky pubbet's 

Fancy planning this party just because I am away...............speaks volumes of the high regard you hold me in 

Decision made - you are all barred 

  I am merely chaperoning.

I have just informed BM where his new medical insurance card is kept 

Covers all forms of accident, including but not limited to:

Death by chocolate
Death by tango
Death by skewered chipolata
Death by pickled liver
Death by ear drum exploding

Have a good time 

We will! 

[apc2010]

You are all a load of very naughty cheeky pubbet's 

Fancy planning this party just because I am away...............speaks volumes of the high regard you hold me in 

Decision made - you are all barred 

  I am merely chaperoning.

I have just informed BM where his new medical insurance card is kept 

Covers all forms of accident, including but not limited to:

Death by chocolate
Death by tango
Death by skewered chipolata
Death by pickled liver
Death by ear drum exploding

Have a good time 

We will! 

Gammon n eggs ....  

[Barman]

You are all a load of very naughty cheeky pubbet's 

Fancy planning this party just because I am away...............speaks volumes of the high regard you hold me in 

Decision made - you are all barred 

  I am merely chaperoning.

I have just informed BM where his new medical insurance card is kept 

Covers all forms of accident, including but not limited to:

Death by chocolate
Death by tango
Death by skewered chipolata
Death by pickled liver
Death by ear drum exploding

Have a good time 

We will! 

Gammon n eggs ....

 

[Landlady]

You are all a load of very naughty cheeky pubbet's 

Fancy planning this party just because I am away...............speaks volumes of the high regard you hold me in 

Decision made - you are all barred 

  I am merely chaperoning.

I have just informed BM where his new medical insurance card is kept 

Covers all forms of accident, including but not limited to:

Death by chocolate
Death by tango
Death by skewered chipolata
Death by pickled liver
Death by ear drum exploding

Have a good time 

We will! 

Gammon n eggs ....

   In a can 

[apc2010]

You are all a load of very naughty cheeky pubbet's 

Fancy planning this party just because I am away...............speaks volumes of the high regard you hold me in 

Decision made - you are all barred 

  I am merely chaperoning.

I have just informed BM where his new medical insurance card is kept 

Covers all forms of accident, including but not limited to:

Death by chocolate
Death by tango
Death by skewered chipolata
Death by pickled liver
Death by ear drum exploding

Have a good time 

We will! 

Gammon n eggs ....

   In a can 

No that will be the breakfast beer.......

[Barman]

You are all a load of very naughty cheeky pubbet's 

Fancy planning this party just because I am away...............speaks volumes of the high regard you hold me in 

Decision made - you are all barred 

  I am merely chaperoning.

I have just informed BM where his new medical insurance card is kept 

Covers all forms of accident, including but not limited to:

Death by chocolate
Death by tango
Death by skewered chipolata
Death by pickled liver
Death by ear drum exploding

Have a good time 

We will! 

Gammon n eggs ....

   In a can 

No that will be the breakfast beer.......

 

[Grumpmeister]

Yes I do have my 'grumpy' pants on.....................Will give them back to him laters 

You've had them for long enough. 

[Landlady]

Yes I do have my 'grumpy' pants on.....................Will give them back to him laters 

You've had them for long enough. 

Returneth to you Mr. Grumpy - gave them a quick shot of Fabreeze 

[Nick]

Yes I do have my 'grumpy' pants on.....................Will give them back to him laters 

You've had them for long enough. 

Returneth to you Mr. Grumpy - gave them a quick shot of Domestos 

 

[Miss Adventure]

Will we get to see Miss A's jugs.........

If it was the bird eating a toastie while listening to me & Beaky in the Keg. No need to bother. 

Charming - I am here you know

[Nick]