You have a nun fetish? 
And until you blabbed it we were nun the wiser.

Them e-cigs are pretty good. 
Get one padlock pockets and save the money you would otherwise spend on baccy for buying rounds for me and BM. 
Unfortunately what Apey will have read will be:
"Get one padlock pockets and save the money you would otherwise spend on baccy for buying twiglets.

"