I miss Foggy

[Barman]

She is an potty mouth....a good job she has gone. 

fuck you, you bald twat.

I am here. My puter broke and apey wont share his toys 

You can share my toys! 

[Miss Demeanour]

Definitely don't share Baldy's 

[Steve]

She is an potty mouth....a good job she has gone. 

fuck you, you bald twat.

I am here. My puter broke and apey wont share his toys 

  Misty 

Apey stuffed his ciggies in your computer you say?

Get Boogsie out there, she's our all new ace computer fixerer.  Tel is so 2012

[Misty]

I have stolen Apeys puter 

[Barman]

I have stolen Apeys puter 

Good girl! 

[Steve]

I have stolen Apeys puter 

Whatever you do don't look at his browsing history or stored videos 


Or do I mean whatever you don't, do?

[Grumpmeister]

I have stolen Apeys puter 

You know seeing as he wouldn't let you use it earlier there are a couple of minor things you could do to the computer that would likely drive Apey out of his mind..... 

[Steve]

I have stolen Apeys puter 

You know seeing as he wouldn't let you use it earlier there are a couple of minor things you could do to the computer that would likely drive Apey out of his mind..... 

Hide his cigarettes in it you say?

[Landlady]

I have stolen Apeys puter 

You know seeing as he wouldn't let you use it earlier there are a couple of minor things you could do to the computer that would likely drive Apey out of his mind..... 

Hide his cigarettes in it you say?

I'd just give it a nice little clean up - 30C cycle with a bit of conditioner 

[Steve]

I have stolen Apeys puter 

You know seeing as he wouldn't let you use it earlier there are a couple of minor things you could do to the computer that would likely drive Apey out of his mind..... 

Hide his cigarettes in it you say?

I'd just give it a nice little clean up - 30C cycle with a bit of conditioner 

and full speed spin and fumtumble dry

[Landlady]

I have stolen Apeys puter 

You know seeing as he wouldn't let you use it earlier there are a couple of minor things you could do to the computer that would likely drive Apey out of his mind..... 

Hide his cigarettes in it you say?

I'd just give it a nice little clean up - 30C cycle with a bit of conditioner 

and full speed spin and fumtumble dry

Nah peg it on the line..........electricity too expensive this end

[Steve]

 

won't the local knicker nicker nick it then

[Landlady]

won't the local knicker nicker nick it then

Nah - the one who 'he told me' used to prev at me hanging out my washing in my flapping dressing gown  has just had both eyes lazered  - so I guess the noise of the tapping of his white stick might give him away for  the moment - plys Mr. Knicker nicker Nick hasn't been well lately, haven't you heard   

[Grumpmeister]

I have stolen Apeys puter 

You know seeing as he wouldn't let you use it earlier there are a couple of minor things you could do to the computer that would likely drive Apey out of his mind..... 

Hide his cigarettes in it you say?

I'd just give it a nice little clean up - 30C cycle with a bit of conditioner 

Nothing damaging LL, just little things like changing the windows startup sound to a song he hates, swapping his mouse buttons over etc. 

[apc2010]