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Offline Grumpmeister

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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #120 on: May 07, 2020, 03:12:52 PM »
BBQ lighter fuel as hand sanitiser  rubschin: rubschin:

Given your penchant for spontaneous combustion it sounds like a really really REALLY bad idea...  scared2:
Well to be fair Donald has likely been injecting it so in the spectrum of bad ideas it's merely very bad

If you put the words Nick and fire into the site search you get 13 PAGES of entries. Even if you factor a couple of pages worth that were just picked up by association that's still enough to elevate it to a really really REALLY bad idea.  scared2:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #121 on: October 16, 2020, 04:37:19 PM »
If you have a small and irritating infected cut and discover you have no Germolene or similar DO NOT use alcohol hand gel on it unless you want to scream like a baby  redface:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #122 on: October 16, 2020, 05:31:39 PM »
If you have a small and irritating infected cut and discover you have no Germolene or similar DO NOT use alcohol hand gel on it unless you want to scream like a baby  redface:

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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #123 on: October 16, 2020, 06:32:17 PM »
If you have a small and irritating infected cut and discover you have no Germolene or similar DO NOT use alcohol hand gel on it unless you want to scream like a baby  redface:
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No of course I've never down that  redface:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #124 on: October 17, 2020, 09:53:55 AM »
If you have a small and irritating infected cut and discover you have no Germolene or similar DO NOT use alcohol hand gel on it unless you want to scream like a baby  redface:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #125 on: October 17, 2020, 04:59:03 PM »
If you have a small and irritating infected cut and discover you have no Germolene or similar DO NOT use alcohol hand gel on it unless you want to scream like a baby  redface:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #126 on: October 17, 2020, 07:59:51 PM »
If you have a small and irritating infected cut and discover you have no Germolene or similar DO NOT use alcohol hand gel on it unless you want to scream like a baby  redface:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #127 on: October 17, 2020, 10:08:20 PM »
If you have a small and irritating infected cut and discover you have no Germolene or similar DO NOT use alcohol hand gel on it unless you want to scream like a baby  redface:
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Getting that stuff in a cut seems to bugger up the quote function as well..  whistle:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #128 on: October 20, 2020, 01:39:53 PM »
If you have a small and irritating infected cut and discover you have no Germolene or similar DO NOT use alcohol hand gel on it unless you want to scream like a baby  redface:
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Getting that stuff in a cut seems to bugger up the quote function as well..  whistle:
Terrible side effects.
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #129 on: December 27, 2020, 02:11:45 PM »
Troubled by cracked hard skin on the soles of yer feet?

One solution is to fill an old pair of shoes with Nivea and go for a walk.

It is not a solution I recommend  evil:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #130 on: December 27, 2020, 03:08:16 PM »
Troubled by cracked hard skin on the soles of yer feet?

One solution is to fill an old pair of shoes with Nivea and go for a walk.

It is not a solution I recommend  evil:
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Another chapter of the Wisdom of Nod?
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #131 on: December 27, 2020, 03:45:11 PM »
All my own werk, like  :thumbsup:




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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #132 on: December 27, 2020, 04:25:47 PM »
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #133 on: December 27, 2020, 04:34:39 PM »
All my own werk, like  :thumbsup:




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Should I sue?

Has definite similarities with my 'stay awake in meetings by filling your socks with instant coffee' invention.
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #134 on: December 27, 2020, 05:02:49 PM »
Sounds reasonable to me. Was it solid or liquid?  rubschin:
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