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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #75 on: July 15, 2018, 05:25:20 PM »
This ear stuff is recurring.

Went to the quack and got some ear drops which werked well, but ear thing came back again. Wishing to avoid the quack, I decided to try a combo of cotton buds and alcohol based antiseptic hand sanitiser  :thumbsup:

!. It burns  sad32:
2. It doesn't werk  cry:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #76 on: July 15, 2018, 05:33:03 PM »
This ear stuff is recurring.

Went to the quack and got some ear drops which werked well, but ear thing came back again. Wishing to avoid the quack, I decided to try a combo of cotton buds and alcohol based antiseptic hand sanitiser  :thumbsup:

!. It burns  sad32:
2. It doesn't werk  cry:

Man up! ::)

You just need to push the cotton bud in further like...  :thumbsup:

Happy to help...  angel1

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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #77 on: July 15, 2018, 05:34:50 PM »
I guess yours go right through, like mental floss  whistle:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #78 on: July 15, 2018, 06:41:48 PM »
I guess yours go right through, like mental floss  whistle:

Yes...  redface:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #79 on: July 15, 2018, 07:37:21 PM »
This ear stuff is recurring.

Went to the quack and got some ear drops which werked well, but ear thing came back again. Wishing to avoid the quack, I decided to try a combo of cotton buds and alcohol based antiseptic hand sanitiser  :thumbsup:

!. It burns  sad32:
2. It doesn't werk  cry:

Man up! ::)

You just need to push the cotton bud in further like...  :thumbsup:

Happy to help...  angel1

I said, "HAPPY TO HELP!"  angel1
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Thing is as kids we're told things like "never put anything sharper than your elbow in your ear" and yet we all end up doing daft stuff like Nick confessed to
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #80 on: May 31, 2019, 11:18:48 AM »
Top tip: If you detect the possibility of a small fungal infection in a sensitive area DO NOT spray your dick with Scholl Athlete's Foot spray.  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #81 on: May 31, 2019, 12:18:45 PM »
Top tip: If you detect the possibility of a small fungal infection in a sensitive area DO NOT spray your dick with Scholl Athlete's Foot spray.  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #82 on: May 31, 2019, 12:22:47 PM »
Do you mean Foggy?  happy100 happy100
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #83 on: May 31, 2019, 12:30:57 PM »
Do you mean Foggy?  happy100 happy100

Apey's getting on in years Nick, it's understandable that the poor old bugger would be confused...  whistle:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #84 on: May 31, 2019, 04:31:13 PM »
Top tip: If you detect the possibility of a small fungal infection in a sensitive area DO NOT spray your dick with Scholl Athlete's Foot spray.  sad24: sad24: sad24: sad24:

Are you chaffing ???  rubschin:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #85 on: May 31, 2019, 04:49:20 PM »
It felt like my pants were on fire sad24: I am sure you sometimes feel the same on a weekend away  whistle:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #86 on: May 31, 2019, 04:57:53 PM »
 rubschin:

Of all the bangs you've had lately has one of them been to your head ( skull for clarification purposes  lol: 
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #87 on: May 31, 2019, 05:05:08 PM »
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