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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #46 on: May 29, 2014, 03:19:09 PM »
Poorly ear again. I am eyeing the mouthwash  rubschin:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #47 on: May 29, 2014, 03:26:54 PM »
Poorly ear again. I am eyeing the mouthwash  rubschin:
A word in your smell-like?
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #48 on: May 29, 2014, 03:45:03 PM »
Have booked to see a Spanish quackter. Just looking up the word for "ear" so as not to get mixed up with any other orifice.
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #49 on: May 29, 2014, 03:46:13 PM »
Have booked to see a Spanish quackter. Just looking up the word for "ear" so as not to get mixed up with any other orifice.

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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #50 on: May 29, 2014, 03:49:29 PM »
Have booked to see a Spanish quackter. Just looking up the word for "ear" so as not to get mixed up with any other orifice.

Just tell them you have very confused senses ... that should cover everything  :thumbsup:
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #51 on: May 29, 2014, 03:53:01 PM »
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #52 on: May 29, 2014, 04:31:14 PM »
Have booked to see a Spanish quackter. Just looking up the word for "ear" so as not to get mixed up with any other orifice.

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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #53 on: May 29, 2014, 04:36:16 PM »
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #54 on: May 29, 2014, 07:33:55 PM »
Have booked to see a Spanish quackter. Just looking up the word for "ear" so as not to get mixed up with any other orifice.

Got the night sweats yet?

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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #55 on: May 29, 2014, 07:35:44 PM »
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #56 on: May 30, 2014, 02:37:07 PM »
These ear pills are mahoosive  eeek:

Note presence of index finger for scale  eeek:



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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #57 on: May 30, 2014, 02:53:54 PM »
These ear pills are mahoosive  eeek:

Note presence of index finger for scale  eeek:





 eeek:

Do you have to put them in both ears...?
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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #58 on: May 30, 2014, 04:32:03 PM »
These ear pills are mahoosive  eeek:

Note presence of index finger for scale  eeek:





 eeek:

Do you have to put them in both ears...?



Suppository....not to worry he will be used to them soon.  Thumbs:

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Re: Improvised remedies
« Reply #59 on: May 30, 2014, 05:14:43 PM »
These ear pills are mahoosive  eeek:

Note presence of index finger for scale  eeek:





 eeek:

Do you have to put them in both ears...?



Suppository....not to worry he will be used to them soon.  Thumbs:


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